Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Marriage is a blood sport. Marriage is jousting. It's disembowelment. It's just terrible, terrible visceral injuries. It's not for everybody.
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But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from.
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For someone to say that marriage is only about procreation is a joke. I didn't marry my husband to have children. I married my husband because I love my husband.
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In my life and my work, I really try to be just fully myself.
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After 40, your chances of getting pregnant are between two and eight percent, and in my particular case, they were less than five percent.
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I'm surrounded by geniuses, which is really not good for my own personal self-esteem!
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My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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For a little while, my mom was a school teacher. And I went to the school that she taught.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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I'd be plenty happy if I could keep playing scientists and cops for the rest of my career.
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Marriage is hard. I'm not gonna lie.
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One thing about creativity is, when you feel confident and respected, you're more likely to pitch more interesting stuff because you're not as precious with it. You feel like, 'This is going to land, and I'm going to be supported in this.'
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I see the first 'Bourne' movie as really kind of a fulcrum in changing the modern action film, where things are really gritty and really character-driven. Think about how the entire Bond franchise was completely radicalized by Bourne.
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I love New Orleans. I did a movie there right before Katrina.
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I'm the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I really love being busy because I am - feel like I am at my best when I am busy.
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You can't control where you were born, the family you were born into, what you look like; you can't control any of those circumstances. The only thing you can control is how you react.
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I believe in hard work. I think that everything flows out of that.
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It's a thrill to star with such great actors like Kevin Bacon, Kelly Preston, and Garrett Hedlund.
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I was raised by a single dad. Dad's idea of hanging out with your kid or day care was give her $20 in quarters, drop her at the arcade, and tell her not to talk to strangers.
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I'm sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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It's very hard when you love someone very much to also start to realize that maybe you want different things for your lives.