Aisha Tyler Quotes
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I'm surrounded by geniuses, which is really not good for my own personal self-esteem!
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Marriage is a blood sport. Marriage is jousting. It's disembowelment. It's just terrible, terrible visceral injuries. It's not for everybody.
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Marriage is hard. I'm not gonna lie.
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I was always a theatrical kid.
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You can't control where you were born, the family you were born into, what you look like; you can't control any of those circumstances. The only thing you can control is how you react.
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I see the first 'Bourne' movie as really kind of a fulcrum in changing the modern action film, where things are really gritty and really character-driven. Think about how the entire Bond franchise was completely radicalized by Bourne.
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You know, I read graphic novels but not encyclopedically.
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My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I like grown up comedy.
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I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I was raised by a single dad. Dad's idea of hanging out with your kid or day care was give her $20 in quarters, drop her at the arcade, and tell her not to talk to strangers.
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I really love being busy because I am - feel like I am at my best when I am busy.
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There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I'm the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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After 40, your chances of getting pregnant are between two and eight percent, and in my particular case, they were less than five percent.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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For someone to say that marriage is only about procreation is a joke. I didn't marry my husband to have children. I married my husband because I love my husband.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I married my husband because I loved him, and I don't feel like there's anybody missing from our marriage, but when you think about this person that you love, and you think about what a wonderful thing it would be to bring another person like that into this world, I think that's the hardest part about all of it.
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I didn't mind being in a school with a small African-American population. The African-American-community was very tight, and that was great. But I also wanted to interact with other types of folks.
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I believe in hard work. I think that everything flows out of that.
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My husband and I met when I was a teenager, and I've been with him for more than half of my adult life.