Aisha Tyler Quotes
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God, I mean I had so many people tell me, 'What you're doing doesn't work.' I used to have to get on stage and apologize for talking the way that I speak.
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So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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I can't control what's fair and unfair. I can't control the nature of the business or the nature of society or the nature of the world, but what I can control is how I choose to see the world and what I choose to put back into it.
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Standup comedy is inordinately difficult. If doing something else for a living will make you equally happy, choose that instead. I'm serious. Comedy is punishing.
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For the record, I'm a clinical workaholic.
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I try to do more intelligent roles, unusual roles, and stronger women, and that's helped me a little bit with my casting opportunities.
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I was always a theatrical kid.
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I can't say that there's been some big change during my career where all of a sudden everything's totally colorblind.
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I married my college boyfriend, so I've been with him since I was a kid.
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I don't think of myself as a role model, but I do feel like, for women out there who are trying to figure out who they are, the most important choice to make is to live a life that's true to who you are inside. And let your ideas and your heart and your mind drive your fashion choices.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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We were poor. My mother got our clothes out of the free box at the church, you know? So much of when you're a kid is about relating about what you watch on TV. And who's got these cooler shoes, and 'Let's trade lunches.' And I was just like, 'I don't have a television. I have a rock and a piece of tofu.'
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You know, I read graphic novels but not encyclopedically.
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I tell jokes, chat with people, and make stuff.
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Marriage isn't a carnival ride.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don't tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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Instead of focusing on, 'Oh, there's a black lady who plays videogames,' focus on that there's another person out there who loves the same stuff that you do.
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You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on.
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My dad, he was a construction worker. He was a butcher. He was a deep sea fisherman.
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My hands are delicate and elegant, thank you very much. They're well-kept; my nails are clean.
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Yes, I do get recognized in public. It's pretty nice.
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For a little while, my mom was a school teacher. And I went to the school that she taught.
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In my life and my work, I really try to be just fully myself.
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But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from.