Cristela Alonzo Quotes

The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent.

Cristela Alonzo

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• 'Swallow Me Whole' is still the creation that's closest to my heart.

  

  Nate Powell
  • Heart
  • Creation
  • Closest

• When I first met Big, we were both at a 'Bad Boy' family photo shoot. I was kind of familiar with the name Biggie Smalls, but I really wasn't that much into hip-hop at the time, so I really didn't know that was him. He said he didn't even know I was an artist on 'Bad Boy.'

  

  Faith Evans
  • Time
  • Family
  • Bad

• When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

  

  Oscar Wilde
  • Life
  • Important
  • Money

• This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.

  

  Ed Wood
  • People
  • Guy
  • Girl

• Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not silent.

  

  H. P. Lovecraft
  • Nature
  • Black
  • Green

• There is no job description for the first lady and she's only there because her husband got elected president.

  

  Nancy Reagan
  • She
  • Job
  • Husband

• To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.

  

  Sammy Davis, Jr.
  • Remember
  • Death
  • Me

• I hate jealousy, I hate possessiveness. I'm nobody's possession.

  

  Olga Kurylenko
  • Hate
  • Nobody
  • Jealousy

• Whatever America's founders believed about Christianity - and they believed a wide range of things - they clearly rejected the idea of an established church.

  

  Parker Palmer
  • America
  • Church
  • Founders

• Fast bowling is an art, like spin bowling.

  

  Kapil Dev
  • Art
  • Fast
  • Bowling

• I think traveling made me who I am. When I was 16, I was an exchange student in England, and that was the year that I kind of feel like I was on the road going one direction in life, and it just kind of shifted me over, and I finished high school, and I went traveling for three more years instead of going to college.

  

  Gayle Forman
  • Life
  • School
  • High

• Those whom the Gods wish to destroy, they first make bored.

  

  Ian Fleming
  • Wish
  • Bored

• Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got used to it.

  

  H. L. Mencken
  • Truth

• It is the vocation of each person to become unique.

  

  Sam Keen
  • Unique

• last|perl -pe '$_ x=/(..:.)...1''ge$1&&''$1''lt$2'That's gonna be tough for Randal to beat...

  

  Larry Wall

• The bones of the Dead will be seen to govern the fortunes of him who moves them.

  

  Leonardo da Vinci

• The effect of three things - the new laws, the revision of the tax system, and the elimination of the zaibatsu conglomerates - was to make Japan an egalitarian society for the first time.

  

  Akio Morita
  • Time
  • Society

• You don't want a character who sits on an even playing field the whole time.

  

  James Norton
  • Time
  • Character

• I don't know if you can articulate an instinct.

  

  Kristen Wiig

• I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.

  

  Andy Rooney
  • Why
  • Business
  • Rich

• It was actually a women's writing group I belonged to in graduate school that gave me the courage to move from poetry to fiction.

  

  Mary Gordon
  • Writing
  • Women
  • School

• Seeing someone dressed up as your character is incredible.

  

  Kelly Marie Tran
  • Up
  • Character

• The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent.

  

  Cristela Alonzo