Cristela Alonzo Quotes
I love multi-cam. I grew up in a border town in South Texas right next to Mexico, a million miles away from this world... and to me, multi-cams are just like theater.
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I would love to be a role model.
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If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.
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At the end of the day, every decision I make about my music is about creating a collective.
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If I had the use of my body, I would throw it out the window.
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You've got a great chance in college to do all sorts of terrible irresponsible things, and you should totally do them. I mean, make huge mistakes. This is the time in your life if you screw up, it's okay because you can bounce back from it.
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What hasn't Barbie been? I don't think I can create an occupation that she has not done yet.
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If you want to read and you want to draw, that helps you to express yourself.
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In all honesty, titles are an embarrassment to me.
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Reality TV is easier to digest if it comes in small amounts.
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The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.
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I write to please me, and I've been very lucky. It's like playing baseball. You just keep swinging, and eventually you get a hit.
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It was just one of those moments in the universe that was mine.
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Working pretty much nonstop as an artist, the hardest thing is to know what to do with yourself when you have some time off. You struggle with yourself to take a vacation.
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No great work has ever been produced except after a long interval of still and musing meditation.
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My marks were always bad, and I was a bad influence on other children, so they would explain to my mother that they could retain me only by being partial towards me, and so I should offer to leave the school myself. I would barely get 40-50% and was also extremely naughty.
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In 1973, America imported 30 percent of its crude oil needs. Today, that number has doubled to more than 60 percent. Gas prices are as high as they are now in part because we've had no comprehensive national energy policy for the past few decades.
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World belongs to humanity, not this leader, that leader or that king or prince or religious leader. World belongs to humanity.
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O public road, I say back I am not afraid to leave you, yet I love you, you express me better than I can express myself.
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I love to watch 'Hoarders.' My grandmother was a hoarder. My mother's on her way. I'm an electronics hoarder - I won't throw any out. I still have my first T-Mobile Sidekick... old VCRs in my garage. It scares me that I'm going to end up being buried under electronics.
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Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice.
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You know, I'm playing the Mirage in Vegas, the main room... About 5 percent of all comics end up as the main headliner on the Vegas Strip, so that's a big deal for me. Getting to do my stand-up the way I have this summer is really what I've dreamed of since I was about 10 years old.
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If you don't want to play clean football then go up into the stands.
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You can't ask someone to act middle-aged. Someone has to bring their own fatigue to it.
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I love multi-cam. I grew up in a border town in South Texas right next to Mexico, a million miles away from this world... and to me, multi-cams are just like theater.
