Cristela Alonzo Quotes

My mom ending up passing away, and I got really depressed and didn't have money for therapy, and so I started doing standup to cope with my mom's death.

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• I'm happy to fight anybody.

  

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• The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers.

  

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• Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s.

  

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• We'll always be fascinated by people who live above the law.

  

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• When I was in high school in the early 1970s, we knew we were running out of oil; we knew that easy sources were being capped; we knew that diversifying would be much better; we knew that there were terrible dictators and horrible governments that we were enriching who hated us. We knew all that and we did really nothing.

  

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• I'm a nationalist. I'm a patriot. Nothing is wrong. I'm a born Hindu. Nothing is wrong. So, I'm a Hindu nationalist, so yes, you can say I'm a Hindu nationalist because I am a born Hindu, I'm patriotic, so nothing is wrong in it.

  

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• Everybody sooner or later has to drop the luggage and the baggage of illusions.

  

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• I get mad when people call me an action movie star. Indiana Jones is an adventure film, a comic book, a fantasy.

  

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• Religious fundamentalists in Bangladesh have always argued for a ban on my books.

  

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• I have a garden. We have fresh tomatoes and strawberries. People are different here... People out in California, they grow up quicker. They have a lot of excess, and they have a lot more things than we do here in Hungary. There, they start doing makeup when they're 13, when we would still be out in the countryside making sausage.

  

  Barbara Palvin
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• I have only so many foreign-language neurons. When I learned Spanish, that displaced whatever Irish was left, and then I learned German, and that displaced the Spanish, and when I learned Serbo-Croatian, that displaced the German. So I'm a bit of a muddle.

  

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• High school dropouts are forfeiting their opportunity to pursue the American Dream.

  

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• Families are families. We've all got them, more or less, and we all know what it's like to be bullied by another generation.

  

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• I always have bananas with me for energy.

  

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• As long as I love Beauty I am young.

  

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• The best cure for the body is a quiet mind.

  

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• A lot of times, good improv is when both people, or however many people are in the scene, really have no idea what the next thing you're going to say is.

  

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• I'm very independent, creatively, always trying to push myself - and I think that comes from my mother.

  

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• If we were to hit the level that Metallica or somebody like that hit, we'd have had a hard time dealing with it. I think it would have been our doom. It's hard for anybody at that level.

  

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• It's wrong to rob banks, yeah, but is it right for banks to loan people money, knowing full well they can't pay it back?

  

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• I wouldn't call myself a dinosaur.

  

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• My mom ending up passing away, and I got really depressed and didn't have money for therapy, and so I started doing standup to cope with my mom's death.

  

  Cristela Alonzo
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