Craig Ferguson Quotes

I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.

Craig Ferguson

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• Illustrious acts high raptures do infuse, And every conqueror creates a muse.

  

  Edmund Waller
  • High
  • Muse
  • Conqueror

• It's tough to be 68 and dating. I've given it up now.

  

  Ian McLagan Small Faces
  • Up
  • Now
  • Tough

• 'SNL' doesn't have a traditional writer's room. On Monday, there's the pitch meeting with the guest, and I played that like it was stand-up.

  

  Hannibal Buress
  • Up
  • Writer
  • Monday

• Big-government proponents embrace both the power of the federal government and the idea that millions of Americans ought to be dependent on its largesse. It's time to return to our Founders' love for small government. More is not always better.

  

  Gary Bauer
  • Time
  • Government
  • Better

• I think the technology will get bigger and the price of Bitcoin will go up, so I'm speculating to increase my purchasing power. But I don't intend to sell the Bitcoin. I intend to hold it until there's a day where I can just use Bitcoin completely.

  

  Olaf Carlson-Wee
  • Up
  • Power
  • Technology

• I think I owe it to myself to put my best effort forward and prove how good I can be.

  

  Patrick Kane
  • Good
  • Myself
  • Best

• You listen to Black Sabbath with Ronnie James Dio in it, and it's not Black Sabbath. They should have just called it 'Heaven and Hell' right from the beginning. Because you listen to that 'Heaven and Hell' album, that doesn't sound anything close to Black Sabbath.

  

  Zakk Wylde Black Label Society
  • Black
  • Beginning
  • Heaven

• I am a contrarian.

  

  Barry Diller
  • Contrarian

• My home has always been show business.

  

  Sammy Davis, Jr.
  • Home
  • Business
  • Always

• Our task, of course, is to transmute the anger that is affliction into the anger that is determination to bring about change. I think, in fact, that one could give that as a definition of revolution.

  

  Barbara Deming
  • Change
  • Revolution
  • Determination

• I'm a painter, really. To be successful, you have to go to Hollywood, and I didn't like to travel.

  

  H. R. Giger
  • You
  • Travel
  • Successful

• No one is immune from addiction; it afflicts people of all ages, races, classes, and professions.

  

  Patrick J. Kennedy
  • People
  • Addiction
  • Immune

• Art was always a means to an end with me. You get an idea, and you just can't wait. Once you've started, then you're in there with the punches flying. There's plenty of trouble, but you can handle it. You can't back out. It gets you down once in a while, but it's exciting. Our whole business is exciting.

  

  Walt Disney
  • Art
  • Business
  • Flying

• 'I have come to kill you.'The death’s heads shrugged. 'You have come to try.'

  

  Vernor Vinge
  • Death

• In his Gospel, St. John, through long and deep contemplation, acknowledges Jesus to be the Logos of God. In his epistles he points entirely away from himself toward Christ. Finally, in the Apocalypse, in the vision of the Lamb of God, Old and New Testaments are united, and the whole drama of salvation is summed up.

  

  Hans Urs von Balthasar
  • Up
  • God
  • Long

• Mullah Faizullah: It wasn't your fault,Mariam. Don't think this way. This will destroy you, my girl. It wasn't your fault.

  

  Khaled Hosseini
  • Girl

• Hell, that's why they make erasers.

  

  Clarence Darrow
  • Why

• Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it's romantic.

  

  Benjamin Bratt
  • Night
  • Wife
  • Romantic

• I said the same things to Axl [Rose] that everyone said to me when me and Joe Perry were fighting.

  

  Steven Tyler Aerosmith
  • Fighting
  • Said
  • Rose

• As a head-hunter I get a lot of satisfaction from seeing my candidates do well and therefore my clients happy. I want to work with clients more as a partner than simply a head-hunter.

  

  Bruce Bennett
  • Work
  • Happy
  • Partner

• Monsters just outside our peripheral vision are scarier to contemplate than monsters miles away or in someplace only a fool would set foot in.

  

  Andrew Pyper
  • Vision
  • Fool

• As such, the least practicable measure of government must be the best. Anything beyond the minimum must be oppression.

  

  Isabel Paterson
  • Government
  • Measure
  • Oppression

• I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.

  

  Craig Ferguson