Craig Ferguson Quotes
I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing sic me.

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The highest art is always the most religious, and the greatest artist is always a devout person.
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For the most part, I don't care about what everyone else is doing, or what is popular.
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You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside.
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Acting can be a narrow and isolated experience, because you only examine your particular part.
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If we want to recruit and retain high-quality teachers, it starts with a fair wage, adequate working conditions, and the resources and support to succeed. Remember: teachers' working conditions are students' learning conditions.
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The path that went by the little house had become a road. Almost every day Laura and Mary stopped their playing and stared in surprise at a wagon slowly creaking by on that road.
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I play for India, I play for the 100 million people of my country.
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Sometimes compromise is painful.
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The Medicaid system currently steers people toward nursing home care. Far more people can be covered in community-based care programs for significantly less.
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He was not only a bore; he bored for England.
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I think men are, like, repulsive, and I prefer being in a room with women. I think they're often just more interesting.
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I'm not a self-promoter. I'm not on TV all the time.
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I'm a huge fan of online communities. I think that asynchronous internet-based communication forums such as Reddit and other discussion forums are one of the best things that could possibly have happened to collaborative invention. The Rift certainly would not exist without forums.
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Death is just life's next big adventure.
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Otherwise it was quiet-that eerie, not-quite-comforting quiet one finds in small towns before dawn.
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My troubles are many They're deep as a well I swear there ain't no Heaven And I pray there ain't no hell But I'll never know by livingonly my dying will tell. And when I die and when I'm gone There'll be, one child born And a world to carry on, to carry on.
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A little longer still, and Heaven awaits thee,And fills thy spirit with a great delight;Then our pale joys will seem a dream forgotten,Our Sun a darkness, and our Day a Night.
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It was such a relief to program in user mode for a change. Not having to care about the small stuff is wonderful.
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No book that is written for an external purpose is going to be a passionately felt book for the writer or the reader. I don't see the point in doing that.
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The act of writing surprises me all the time. A miraculous thing happens when you have an idea and you want to convert it into words... and then you start to create a work of art, and that's another miracle, and it remains mysterious to the writer, or to this writer anyway.
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'It’s a nitwit idea.''Yes, sir.''Nitwit ideas are for emergencies. You use them when you’ve got nothing else to try. If they work, they go in the Book. Otherwise you follow the Book, which is largely a collection of nitwit ideas that worked.'
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Had I been older, I would've never been able to pull it off because I would've analyzed it to death. When I was 16, there was no such thing as 'what if.'
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See, when you drive home today, you've got a big windshield on the front of your car. And you've got a little bitty rearview mirror. And the reason the windshield is so large and the rearview mirror is so small is because what's happened in your past is not near as important as what's in your future.
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I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing sic me.