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I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
Craig Bruce
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When trying to locate something, search your mind first.
Craig Bruce
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Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
Craig Bruce
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Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
Craig Bruce
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Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
Craig Bruce
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It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
Craig Bruce
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You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
Craig Bruce
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Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
Craig Bruce
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Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
Craig Bruce
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1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
Craig Bruce
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Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
Craig Bruce
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Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
Craig Bruce
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The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
Craig Bruce
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Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.
Craig Bruce
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Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
Craig Bruce
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From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
Craig Bruce
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If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
Craig Bruce
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It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
Craig Bruce
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The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
Craig Bruce
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The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.
Craig Bruce
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Things always look better when you haven't seen them.
Craig Bruce
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It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
Craig Bruce
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Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.
Craig Bruce
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Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
Craig Bruce
