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I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
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When trying to locate something, search your mind first.
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Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
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Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
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Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
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It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
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Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
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1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
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Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
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You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
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The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
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Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
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From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
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Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.
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Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
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If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
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Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
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The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
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It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
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It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
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The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.
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Things always look better when you haven't seen them.
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Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.
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Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.