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When I see 16 year-olds waiting for me, I just want to spank them and give them guitars and tell them to start bands. It's a bummer that girls have to respond to rock artists sexually instead of, like, 'wow, me too!'.
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But, you know, all good rock is easy.
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There's even one for your titties. I haven't done the boobs mask one yet-you just stick it on your tits, apparently. I have to try it. But I did the foot one and the hand one yesterday, and it makes my skin crazy. It's like I just had sex for four days.
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I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!
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Does that make you happy, Mr. Rock & Roll Fantasy? You know what? Eddie Vedder’s gonna live to be 98. How’s that make you feel, huh? I love you, come back. You come back! You love us. You love me, don’t you? You love Frances. Where are you? Are you happier now?
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It's the horsey-shape piece that moves in an L shape. It's what makes chess complicated, and why stupid people can't play chess. Go play checkers! Knights are the first piece you look at. They elevate the game. No chess master wants to lose her knights.
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No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it.
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Being a rock widow is not my job, so I would hire people to do it for me.
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When I post, I forget I’m famous. It’s a really bad thing.
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But let me tell you something. Gloria Steinem never helped me out; Larry Flynt did.
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I am not a woman. I am a force of nature.
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LA is easier. People have garages. And then as you go up the coast, in Washington and Oregon people have bigger houses and bigger garages, and people have parents.
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Unless there are pictures, I don't admit to anything.
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I'm covered with loser dust.
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I'm not psychic, but my lyrics are.
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It's a radical time for musicians, a really revolutionary time, and I believe revolutions like Napster are a lot more fun than cash, which by the way we don't have at major labels anyway, so we might as well get with it and get in the game.
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Warren Beatty took an interest in my career at one point.
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I don't watch reality TV much, but sometimes I'll be on the E! channel and see that show "Total Divas", about female wrestlers. It's like, fake tits are de rigueur. Nose jobs are de rigueur. Exaggerated asses are de rigueur. Twerking is de rigueur.
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I've done enough films to know how to save up my energy for the take and then give it on the take and do that.
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I'm a survivor, at least that's what everyone tells me.
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I am just the classic person who wants to learn stuff. I want good tutors, and with Kurt I had the best.
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When my mother was trying to teach me how to make friends when I was a kid, she'd bring girls over to the house and I'd give them all my clothes. Nothing changes, I still do it. And then I wonder, "Where is that really nice Isabel Marant dress that I spent a fortune on? Oh my god, I gave it to Liza."
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Princess Di is my sister, she just won't admit it.
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There are songs about abortions, about slashing your arms with razors, about imagining your own funeral in New Orleans, about rock stars cheating on their wives, sex.