Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobuddy ever listened t' reason on a empty stomach.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
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Don't knock th' weather. Nine-tenths o' th' people couldn' start a conversation if it didn' change once in a while.
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Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
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Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
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Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower.
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We’d all like t’vote fer th’best man, but he’s never a candidate.
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Some folks can look so busy doin' nothin' that they seem indispensable.
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Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose.
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Th' only way t' entertain some folks is t' listen t' 'em.
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When a fellow says, 'It hain't the money, but th' principle o' the thing,' it's th' money.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can't see either.
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It's purty hard t' be efficient without bein' obnoxious.
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Now an' then an innocent man is sent t' th' legislature.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.