Conan O'Brien Quotes

Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.

Conan O'Brien

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• I'm already more famous than I want to be. And yet at the same time, fame feeds your potential as a creative person. You're in a vacuum if you don't have a certain amount of fame.

  

  B. D. Wong
  • Time
  • Famous
  • Creative

• If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure.

  

  H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
  • Time
  • Best
  • Worry

• I really like having a life outside work. I sometimes wish I did more career stuff and was in that Hollywood scene a bit more. But Toronto's my home.

  

  Rachel McAdams
  • Life
  • Work
  • Home

• I was living as a young single mom. I was 19 when I was divorced, and my daughter was a year old, and I waited tables here three to four nights a week for several years while I was trying to support myself and my daughter and the day I got that acceptance at Harvard Law School was an unforgettable day.

  

  Wendy Davis
  • Trying
  • School
  • Law

• You don't choose a party because it's the flavour of the month. I feel I will be able to work under a political system. I feel if people like me don't enter politics to bring change, who will?

  

  Nandan Nilekani
  • People
  • Work
  • Political

• I don't have perfect pitch. My drums sound like a drummer, not a drum machine.

  

  Taylor Hawkins Foo Fighters
  • Perfect
  • Like
  • Drummer

• Like I said, everybody has got something they have to deal with health-wise, and everybody's human. I should look after myself better, but so should everybody, right?

  

  Pamela Anderson
  • Health
  • Myself
  • Wise

• Isn't it lovely to know that even the great Sherlock Holmes, the quirky and genius Sherlock Holmes, is vulnerable to love as we all are?

  

  Natalie Dormer
  • Great
  • Love
  • Genius

• Gossip is charming! History is merely gossip. But scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.

  

  Oscar Wilde
  • History
  • Morality
  • Gossip

• Standards are paper. I use paper to wipe my butt every day. That's how much that paper is worth.

  

  Linus Torvalds

• Once, I tried to channel my inner Pocahontas and wore a lot of Navajo prints, a lot of beige, fringe, and suede... I wish I hadn't done that.

  

  Poppy Delevingne
  • Done
  • Wish

• I want to clear up a few myths about myself. People have written that I was a kindergarten teacher and a former Miss Texas, and neither is true.

  

  Krista Allen
  • People
  • Up
  • True

• My system uses the speed of components in cameras and cell phones to get four inches of depth through the brain.

  

  Mary Lou Jepsen
  • Brain

• I entered KC College in 1975. When I came here for my interview, for my admission, every person I spoke to spoke to me in Sindhi. Be it Kundanani, Bhambani, Nichani, Kevalramani... and they also thought that Ambani was the same. For a moment, I thought that I got my admission at KC College because I have a 'ni' in my surname.

  

  Anil Ambani
  • College

• Sometimes, when I open my mouth, all hell breaks loose. Other times, I feel like a voice in the wilderness and I wonder, 'Does anybody get this?'

  

  Ed Schultz
  • Wonder

• Teachers didn't like me very much. They thought I was just this punk kid and they always wanted to kick me out.

  

  Clea Duvall

• Out of every 10 scripts I get sent, seven are fairly generic about an American guy who gets the girl and is involved in underground espionage activity.

  

  Jim Sturgess
  • American
  • Guy
  • Girl

• In order to become more influential with those who are resistant to our point of view, we must be willing to start with what is influencing them.

  

  Bill Crawford
  • Influential
  • Resistant

• We [with Les Charles] started talking about hotel stories, and we found that a lot of the action was happening in the hotel bar. We actually thought of that while we were in a bar: "Why would anyone ever leave here?"

  

  Amy Poehler
  • Why
  • Action
  • Hotel

• I was working at a restaurant in L.A. when a producer came in. He said I should audition for this movie Cellular. I did, and I got the part. It actually makes me sick to tell that story because its obnoxious.

  

  Mircea Monroe
  • Stories
  • Should
  • Producers

• Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.

  

  Conan O'Brien
  • Restaurants
  • Valentine's Day
  • McDonald