Colin Mochrie Quotes
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There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.
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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
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My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
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The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs.
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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
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Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing.
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Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
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As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living.
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I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!
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I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.