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As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
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The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs.
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My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
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Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing.
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Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
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As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living.
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I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!
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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
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I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
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