Chuck Klosterman Quotes
The Joker was Batman's nemesis, but-ironically-his archenemy was Superman, since Superman made Batman entirely mortal and generally nonessential. Nobody likes to admit this, but Batman fucking hated Superman; Superman is the reason Batman became an alcoholic.

Quotes to Explore
-
On the day when I was shot, all of my friends' faces were covered, except mine.
-
There are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated and classified by these four contacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it.
-
It was pride that changed angels into devils; it is humility that makes men as angels.
-
The sense of jubilee for music and what we're making is always genuine.
-
There is nothing, really, that I wouldn't write about, and I do write about a lot of grim things.
-
I kind of woke up one morning and was like, 'Oh I see what's happening, I get everything'. I woke up and was like, 'I get it, I'm a product.'
-
He who obtains has little. He who scatters has much.
-
I think everybody goes through things in their life where they're like, 'This does not make any sense,' or 'I don't understand why this is happening,' but that's part of the journey of faith.
-
I don't recognize my former self. Like I'm on the outside looking in at my life. Who is that guy?
-
I think in a lot of network television, everyone's vaguely Protestant and doesn't really go to church so they can be 'relatable.'
-
Change is not only likely, it's inevitable.
-
It's inspiring for me to know that you've got to step up your game.
-
There is a tendency to try to dumb everything down and turn everything into a one-paragraph press release or even less, just a slogan.
-
It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it.
-
Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
-
And tiny vessels oozed into your neck And formed the bruises That you said you didn't want to fade But they did and so did I that day
-
My idea of a fine wine was one that merely stained your teeth without stripping the enamel.
-
What then did you expect when you unbound the gag that muted those black mouths? That they would chant your praises? Did you think that when those heads that our fathers had forcibly bowed down to the ground were raised again, you would find adoration in their eyes?
-
I think the woman who buys my dress also wants a beautiful pillow.
-
Well, the role of money in politics is pretty corrupting right now.
-
There is nothing nobler than risking your life for your country.
-
No kids should see that kind of violence where Batman is killing as many people as the bad guys.
-
I think my dad did legal work for someone who had a Packard Bell 8088, and they couldn't pay him, so they gave him a computer. I was initially not allowed to touch it, but that didn't last long. I started tinkering with it, and there were many times I screwed up the computer.
-
The Joker was Batman's nemesis, but-ironically-his archenemy was Superman, since Superman made Batman entirely mortal and generally nonessential. Nobody likes to admit this, but Batman fucking hated Superman; Superman is the reason Batman became an alcoholic.