W. C. Fields Quotes
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason

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Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
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I write in a small office at home.
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I don't have any superstitions, but what I always travel with is my pillow and my coffee.
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Especially working in infectious disease, it's very interesting because these infectious diseases, these agents, they evolve over time. So it's very much an arms race and understanding how each changes to protect itself and to continue. And so it's very much this puzzle-solving but with this great urgency and importance in what you find.
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I firmly believe that with President Trump in the White House, we have such a great opportunity as conservatives.
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We can only learn to love by loving.
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Africa is poor because its investors and its creditors are unspeakably rich.
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The interaction of the variation in our genes is what's responsible for lots of our attributes and vigor.
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We are not opposed to public transportation. We are opposed to wasteful boondoggles.
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Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
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There are certainly things labels can still provide that indie artists can't. They can pave the way to radio and pay big bucks for promotion.
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I'm not a babysitter.
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Russia is still the leader in world space exploration. But its position of leader involves great responsibility - we have no right to lag behind. We can and we must move constantly forward.
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Who am I? Not the body, because it is decaying; not the mind, because the brain will decay with the body; not the personality, nor the emotions, for these also will vanish with death.
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My parents actually ran drag clubs in Australia, which is how I grew up. It was normal for me. It was my normal. I knew the other kids didn't do it, but for me, it was life, and nothing was wrong with it. I would see nothing wrong with Beyonce having a drag queen nanny. And why not? Everyone needs one! And a great gay man in their life.
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To say that I am pro life is just wrong. I am personally pro-choice and legislatively pro-choice.
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Rejuvenation of younger players should be the job of the Indonesian Badminton Association. But local competitions will help identify new talent.
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Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
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I eat many different ice creams. I'm not an ice cream snob, although I do think Ben & Jerry's is the best. But I'm happy to eat anybody's ice cream, really. As long as it's good.
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We have to bring stability to Iraq, otherwise we will be faced with a future dilemma of sending our loved ones into harms way to stop a civil war or the rise of a new tyrant born from the instability that we created.
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You do not chop off a section of your imaginative substance and make a book specifically for children, for - if you are honest - you have no idea where childhood ends and maturity begins. It is all endless and all one.
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I won't be happy until we have every boy in America between the ages of six and sixteen wearing a glove and swinging a bat.
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In 2010, I was ranked top 50 in the deadlift in three different weight classes, and I won my first natural bodybuilding competition.
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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason