W. C. Fields Quotes
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card.
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I got into politics because I was tired of complaining.
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Americans are more likely to watch a film in their own language. For the rest of the world, it doesn't matter so much.
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If you keep on saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet.
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When I was little, we had a Golden Book that had all these Disney characters in one portrait on the first page. My dad used to read from it every night. We'd play this game of find Pluto or find Donald Duck. He'd read us stories and do all the voices. Those are great memories.
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By keeping the annuities, we could build up a national industry every years as big as the Shannon Scheme.
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I think you don't do work for controversy alone, and whenever you do new work which people don't understand and they say it is done to create controversy.
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To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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One can not impede scientific progress.
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We only have a certain amount of energy for each day. If we use it for the wrong purpose, if we focus on the negative or dwell on whoever hurt us, then we're not going to have the energy we need for the right purposes.
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I never went to stage school or anything like that. It was always plays, productions at school and things like that. The thing for me with acting was it was the only thing I could fully concentrate on. I loved playing sports. I didn't really love studying.
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For some reason, I spent my early thirties reading as much postwar Hungarian fiction as I could get my hands on.
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I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect.
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The accepted definition of a serial killer is a person who kills at least three times with a cooling off period in between his murders.
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People really love editorial cartoons, and I think publishers understand that.
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My work always presents problems in our society. Those problems may be anything from injustice to freedom, and everything related to humanity.
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I owe everything to France.
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As we grow old, the beauty steals inward.
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I like my raps, but I'm never too happy with some of 'em because I feel like they could be better.
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While keeping active is a major aspect of staying fit, what you use for fuel definitely factors in.
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The first deaths will barely swell the daily count, and no one in the statistics bureau will notice that extra zero. But after a while everyone will begin to look at each other and ask: what's happening? Because for months doors and windows are going to rattle, furniture and trees will creak.
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I do 45 minutes a day of stretching and abdominals and I lift light weights of half a kilo. Otherwise, if you strain your muscles, then you have to be quiet and stay without any exercise for a long time. I do heavier weights gradually. I'm going to become Superwoman with oil on my muscles!
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Do some selfless service for people who are in need. Consider the whole picture, not just our little selves.
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The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
