W. C. Fields Quotes
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.

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My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card.
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I got into politics because I was tired of complaining.
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Americans are more likely to watch a film in their own language. For the rest of the world, it doesn't matter so much.
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If you keep on saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet.
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When I was little, we had a Golden Book that had all these Disney characters in one portrait on the first page. My dad used to read from it every night. We'd play this game of find Pluto or find Donald Duck. He'd read us stories and do all the voices. Those are great memories.
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By keeping the annuities, we could build up a national industry every years as big as the Shannon Scheme.
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I think you don't do work for controversy alone, and whenever you do new work which people don't understand and they say it is done to create controversy.
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To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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One can not impede scientific progress.
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We only have a certain amount of energy for each day. If we use it for the wrong purpose, if we focus on the negative or dwell on whoever hurt us, then we're not going to have the energy we need for the right purposes.
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I never went to stage school or anything like that. It was always plays, productions at school and things like that. The thing for me with acting was it was the only thing I could fully concentrate on. I loved playing sports. I didn't really love studying.
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For some reason, I spent my early thirties reading as much postwar Hungarian fiction as I could get my hands on.
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I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect.
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The accepted definition of a serial killer is a person who kills at least three times with a cooling off period in between his murders.
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People really love editorial cartoons, and I think publishers understand that.
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My work always presents problems in our society. Those problems may be anything from injustice to freedom, and everything related to humanity.
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I owe everything to France.
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As we grow old, the beauty steals inward.
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Tell Père Tanguy to send me some paints. What I need most are ten tubes of white, two of chrome yellow, one bright red, one brown lac, one ultramarine, five Veronese green, one cobalt j I have on hand only one tube of white ... I expect to begin to paint again from nature, and I need the colors.
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Journalists told me that a talk show wouldn't work. Some told me I was going to get canceled before my first season was up. Before I did one show, they were, like 'Why do you want to do this? Do you know that 90 percent of talk shows don't get a second season? You're a model. People just see you as a model.'
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Look at me and tell me if I don't have Brazil in every curve of my body.
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Most of those coming from the mainland are very destitute, almost naked. I am trying to find places for those able to work, and provide for them as best I can, so as to lighten the burden on the Government as much as possible, while at the same time they learn to respect themselves by earning their own living.
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The time of life is short; To spend that shortness basely were too long.
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The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.