W. C. Fields Quotes
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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I learned during all my career to enjoy suffering.
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All my friends are like, 'Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?' and I'm like, 'I got this.'
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I believe in the old, because it shows us where we come from - where our souls have risen from. And I believe in the new, because it gives us the opportunity to create who we are becoming.
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In human years I am 29. In actress years I'm the ripe, promising age of 18 to 35. That's how it works here in Hollyweird.
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I love Jonathan Richman - I love a lot of his music, and the thing I really like about him is his attitude. He seems very happy, and the way he performs is like, 'Don't worry, everybody, just get into it. I'm just having fun; I like when you guys are having fun.'
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The sense of this word among the Greeks affords the noblest definition of it; enthusiasm signifies God in us.
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In the end, crime doesn't pay.
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I always have the impression that I write the same book.
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I know that it isn't just violence against women, it's how do we support ourselves and our families, how do we deal with health care for ourselves and our families? It's a bigger picture.
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Our program for American GIs can be heard at 1630 hours.
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My sister is not a public person, so I don't think it's right to discuss her.
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When one jumps over the edge, one is bound to land somewhere.
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One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb.
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Conductors' careers are made for the most part with 'Romantic' music. 'Classic' music eliminates the conductor; we do not remember him in it.
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Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad.
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We criticize, copy, patronize, idolize and insult but we never doubt that the U.S. has a unique position in the history of human hopes.
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2006 is all about getting your house in order and I mean that metaphorically.
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I definitely went through a period when I was a teenager when every girl was 'The One' and every break-up was the 'Worst Thing That Had Ever Happened.'
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You'll never get me into a tux. Not until I'm dead and I have no choice because that's what the undertaker put me in.
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How often might a man, after he had jumbled a set of letters in a bag, fling them out upon the ground before they would fall into an exact poem, yea, or so much as make a good discourse in prose? And may not a little book be as easily made by chance as this great volume of the world?
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Scrutamini scripturas (Let us look at the scriptures). These two words have undone the world.
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Being in public with May and the children was too heavy. I was irreversibly tuned in to everyone around us.
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There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
