Kelly Osbourne Quotes
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Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser!
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I go on the Internet and look at old pictures of myself, because it is the best reminder of how far I have come and where I do not want to be.
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I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what people used to bully you for.
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You haven't done anything, its your fucking daughter. I just got a call -when I'm in Tiffany- from some woman telling me how I should prepare my vagina for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. She booked me a fucking gynecologist appointment!
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I was called fat and ugly in the press almost my entire life. I understand that being judged by others comes with the territory, but it broke my heart and ruined my self-esteem.
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I can't lie, I did a lot of really, really stupid things, and it was because it was my way of crying for help.
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Jack, you have like serious anger management issues.
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I didn't know that anything was wrong with me until the media got involved in my life.
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I think my mum has the foulest mouth of anyone I've ever met.
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Yeah, that's what I was wondering!! Who the fuck is Will Rogers?
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It's so easy for me to fall back into depression. I think it comes with having money. I don't have to work. I could be sitting bored and depressed at home with a bag on my head.
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I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed.
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I never thought in a million years I'd be that healthy girl who wakes up every morning to exercise. After being called 'cherubic and chubby,' I'm rocking a bikini!
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I say find one true friend to help you get through the tough times.
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Even now I don't consider myself skinny, but I have put a lot of hard work into my body over the years, and in the process, I've really learned to love myself.
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I've completely changed the way I eat since doing 'Dancing With The Stars.'
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I feel good in my own skin because I've accepted the fact that I'm me. That's what's so great about being alive and being on this planet: Everybody's different.
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I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.
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Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.
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You don't go to someone's father, 'I don't like the redness in your hair'. It's fucking rude. I would never go to her father, 'Oh, I don't like the baldness, maybe you should get a fucking tupee.
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You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry.
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My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business.
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To wake up in England and have the newspaper on your front door with a headline that says, 'Ozzie's Beach Whale of a Daughter,' doesn't really do much for your self-esteem at all.
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I've done a lot of growing up since the age of 16 and I really wanted that to be reflected in my music.