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	I would get my laugh insured! Because my laugh is very important: it's a million dollar laugh, so if my vocal chords make my laugh any different, then I'm going to have to get insured.   
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	I love reality TV and everything, and it's something that I truly love to do, and I love the outcome of it; it's like my art. I consider my reality show as my art piece, and it's like a sculpture that I built; it's my baby.   
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	There are curveballs that are thrown at you, and you just have to get over it and forgive... if you believe you're perfect, and you don't believe in forgiveness, you're not meant to be married.   
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	I've done everything I can in my life to be the best person I can be, and I can look in the mirror and say that.   
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	I believe in spirits, not ghosts.   
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	I learned that being husband and wife is just a label. It becomes, 'Do you really care about the person, the human underneath the label?' And I do, and I really do.   
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	I have had a lifetime love affair with all types of dance. Pole dancing was always just for fun until we had a pole installed at 'The Girls Next Door' house, then we started taking it a bit more seriously and got into using it for exercise.   
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	I can entertain. I am a party girl. I am a free spirit.   
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	I'm trying to put the past to rest, but things just keep popping up to just pull me back in.   
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	I think a lot of things are shoved in our face, politically and historically, for money, and that's the motive.   
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	Even my conservative friends consider me conservative.   
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	While I didn't have a father around, I did have - and what I want my children to both experience - the ability to explore, experiment and enjoy life as a kid.   
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	Hank's the most amazing person on the planet, and if it's not him, there's no one else I want to be married to.   
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	I'm a goofball.   
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	I get to teach my daughter what I've learned. I don't want her to feel she has to be a certain way to impress society. If she wants to spit or go play some ball, I'll be so proud, because that's who I am, and that's a real person.   
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	Flossin' is a term like when you're 'fly.' It's like, 'I floss. I walk around with my head up; no one can touch me.'   
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	I don't see any harm with coming out and talking about your life and talking about problems and talking about things that happened when you're past certain situations.   
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	I believe we all grow because we share our experiences and our problems. We all have our intimate times. Why not share them?   
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	I never, ever see myself as a celebrity or famous, so I poke fun at that.   
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	In my heart, I will always love Hef and Playboy.   
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	I never, ever see myself as a celebrity or famous.   
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	I think everything is a motive for money. Every thought, every belief, everything we're taught in school.   
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	People get so riled up, and they wanna fight shows, but all they have to do is turn it off, and you see what happens? The show goes off. That's all you have to do. You don't have to fight anybody. You don't have to hold up signs.   
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	Anything negative, I have to let go because it's too toxic for me.   
