Quotes of the day, April 2

Most people don't deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.

November 27

You could be the king but watch the queen conquer!

Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.

I'm not religious, so theres no church on Sunday.

I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.

My camps are always ten weeks. That's what makes me comfortable.