Humorist Quotes
- A. P. Herbert 1890 - 1971
- Al Capp 1909 - 1979
- Alan Coren 1938 - 2007
- Alan Patrick Herbert 1890 - 1971
- Alexandra Petri -
- Art Buchwald 1925 - 2007
- Arthur Baer 1886 - 1969
- Augustus Baldwin Longstreet 1790 - 1870
- Benjamin Franklin King, Jr. 1857 - 1894
- Bert Leston Taylor 1866 - 1921
- Brian P. Cleary 1959 -
- Bruce Feirstein 1956 -
- Calvin Trillin 1935 -
- Charles Godfrey Leland 1824 - 1903
- Charles Soule 0 -
- Charlie Brooker 1971 -
- Dan Greenburg 1936 -
- Dan Kieran 1975 -
- David Rees 1972 -
- David Sedaris 1956 -
- David Thorne 1972 -
- Don Herold 1889 - 1966
- Don Marquis 1878 - 1937
- Douglas Adams 1952 - 2001
- E. V. Lucas 1868 - 1938
- Edgar Wilson Nye 1850 - 1896
- Emily Levine 1944 - 2019
- Frank Richard Stockton 1834 - 1902
- Garrison Keillor 1942 -
- Gelett Burgess 1866 - 1951
- George Gobel 1919 - 1991
- George Mikes 1912 - 1987
- H. Allen Smith 1907 - 1976
- Ian Frazier 1951 -
- J. B. Morton 1893 - 1979
- James H. Boren 1925 - 2010
- James Thurber 1894 - 1961
- Jean Dujardin 1972 -
- John Hodgman 1971 -
- John Kendrick Bangs 1862 - 1922