Poop Quotes
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Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
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Everybody looks at their poop.
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You aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.
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I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for 20 bucks. I'll pay you 20 bucks and I'll eat it.
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I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.
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Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
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You think, "Aw man, I would never want somebody else's poop on my hand," but when it's your child, "Oh, it's not that bad, I'll just wash it off."
