Stupid Quotes
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Excuse me, but I just have to say this. You are more stupid than a paramecium.
Bill Bryson
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If we are not stupid or insincere when we say that the good or ill of man lies within his own will, and that all beside is nothing to us, why are we still troubled?
Epictetus
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I don't like being called 'macho.' Macho basically means stupid and a real Italian man is not macho, he's smart. That's smart in both senses: elegant and clever.
Andrea Bocelli
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I'm just physically stupid.
Peter Capaldi
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I like the person who commits and goes all in and takes big swings and then maybe fails or looks stupid; who jumps and falls down, rather than the person who points at the person who fell, and laughs.
Amy Poehler
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The free market is ugly and stupid, like going to the mall; the unfree market is just as ugly and just as stupid, except there is nothing in the mall and if you don't go there they shoot you.
P. J. O'Rourke
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If I am still doing what I'm doing and I still have respect in this town, haven't done anything completely and utterly stupid, then I'll be happy with myself.
Jeremy London
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I wish the American public wasn't so stupid if they realized that half the people on television make a living just to insult the other party.
Charles Barkley
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We exploded after a while and made a lot of horrendously stupid mistakes.
Chris Stein Blondie
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If our most highly qualified General Staff officers had been told to work out the most nonsensical high level organization for war which they could think of, they could not have produced anything more stupid that that which we have at present.
Claus von Stauffenberg
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I said something really stupid once. I told a friend that my mother was so beautiful, but my dad was ugly. My dad heard it and just laughed it off, but I felt guilty. It haunted me for years. I should never have said that.
Gene Wilder
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I mean people up here aren't stupid, I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart.
Doug Ose
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My motto is, if you love something, don't set it free. No matter how hard it struggles. That would be stupid.
Lydia Millet
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Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.
Carlos Mencia
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There's no law against stupid - I learned that a long time ago.
Mark Cuban
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I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.
Penn Jillette
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Songwriting is a mystery. And it's a mystery to me that it's a mystery. But that sounds stupid.
Neil Finn Fleetwood Mac
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You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.
Anna Faris
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The directors thought, They understand nothing in the real economy, in real life. They read some stupid books, and they came from the moon to the earth, and maybe in one month they will disappear.
Anatoly Chubais
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If you do not have an absolutely clear vision of something, where you can follow the light to the end of the tunnel, then it doesn't matter whether you're bold or cowardly, or whether you're stupid or intelligent. Doesn't get you anywhere.
Werner Herzog
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People aren't as stupid as the politicians think. More and more of us are laughing off our 'civic duty' to vote, rejecting the role of compulsory constituent.
Bob Black
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I've said this before, and I'm sure there are people who disagree, but I feel like one of the reasons there aren't a lot more women in stand-up - and there are many more now; it's not parity, but it's getting there - is that women are not socialized to look stupid or silly. They're socialized to be pretty and precious.
Aisha Tyler
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I feel like I've lost so many amazing traits because I've listened to stupid people, ignorant people who are bullies.
Kylie Jenner
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Not being stupid is important.
Tad Williams