Stupid Quotes
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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I think if you're an actor you kind of have to be willing to look stupid.
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It's not going to do any good to land on Mars if we're stupid.
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If 50 million people say a stupid thing, it's still a stupid thing.
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I find you in all small and lovely things; in the little fishes like flames in the green water, in the furred and stupid softness of bumble-bees fat as laughter, in all the chiming radiance of warmth and light and scent in the summer garden.
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Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.
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I enjoy popularisation and I think I'm reasonably good at it. I also think it's a duty. It's just so pedagogically stupid to forget how difficult one found these ideas oneself to begin with.
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I don't think you're weak," Jared said. "I want to guard you because you are important to me. Because you are - God, this is going to sound so stupid, I can never think of a way to say it - you are precious. I can never think of how to describe the value you have to me, because all the words for value suggest that you belong to me, and you don't.
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When I was labeled stupid, that scarred me forever.
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The ultimate objective of comedy is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you did not get a laugh, then you've kinda saved the moment. Other professions don't have that luxury. You don't want to hear a brain surgeon say, "Man, am I so stupid! I cut on the wrong side of your head!!"
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Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured.
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You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my target was not so much evil, but benign stupidity people doing stupid things without realising or, instead, thinking they were doing good.
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It may be that there is an afterlife and I'll look incredibly stupid, but at least I will have had a crammed pre afterlife, a crammed life, so to me the most important thing is you know as Kipling put it. [...] To fill every unforgiving minute with 60 seconds worth of distance run.
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Why should I be depressed? I've got enough money. I've got a job. People like me. There is no to be depressed. That's at stupid as saying there is no reason to have asthma or there is no reason to have the measles. You know you've got it. It's there. It's not about reason.
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What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
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You shouldn't believe everything you hear you're young, not stupid.
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If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.
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Maybe we were all destined to just keep doing the same stupid things, over and over again, never really learning a single thing.
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It's the stupid details that my heart is breaking for.
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I quite enjoy cooking but I'm not consistent. I can't follow the recipe book. If something goes well, I'll never make it again, which is completely stupid. It's a one-shot kind of deal.
