Stupid Quotes
-
A relationship should be based on friendship. I remember somebody telling me that when I was younger and I just thought, you know, stupid people, with that rubbish. But now I see that that is so important.
-
If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.
-
Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.
-
Who can think wise or stupid things at all that were not thought already in the past.
-
You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my target was not so much evil, but benign stupidity people doing stupid things without realising or, instead, thinking they were doing good.
-
Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured.
-
The ultimate objective of comedy is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you did not get a laugh, then you've kinda saved the moment. Other professions don't have that luxury. You don't want to hear a brain surgeon say, "Man, am I so stupid! I cut on the wrong side of your head!!"
-
If 50 million people say a stupid thing, it's still a stupid thing.
-
It's not going to do any good to land on Mars if we're stupid.
-
When I was labeled stupid, that scarred me forever.
-
It may be that there is an afterlife and I'll look incredibly stupid, but at least I will have had a crammed pre afterlife, a crammed life, so to me the most important thing is you know as Kipling put it. [...] To fill every unforgiving minute with 60 seconds worth of distance run.
-
There is usually only a limited amount of damage that can be done by dull or stupid people. For creating a truly monumental disaster, you need people with high IQs.
-
I find you in all small and lovely things; in the little fishes like flames in the green water, in the furred and stupid softness of bumble-bees fat as laughter, in all the chiming radiance of warmth and light and scent in the summer garden.
-
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
-
You shouldn't believe everything you hear you're young, not stupid.
-
Why should I be depressed? I've got enough money. I've got a job. People like me. There is no to be depressed. That's at stupid as saying there is no reason to have asthma or there is no reason to have the measles. You know you've got it. It's there. It's not about reason.
-
It's the stupid details that my heart is breaking for.
-
Maybe we were all destined to just keep doing the same stupid things, over and over again, never really learning a single thing.
-
I quite enjoy cooking but I'm not consistent. I can't follow the recipe book. If something goes well, I'll never make it again, which is completely stupid. It's a one-shot kind of deal.
-
If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.
