Slap Quotes
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I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me... I learned my lesson.
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I hate wack niggas, I should really slap niggas.
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Slap some keys on her and we'll have a piano.
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We could take any product, slap that logo on it and sell it.
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Sometimes you've gotta hide the medicine in the food. You can't slap somebody in the face with facts, all the time. It's too harsh.
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Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.
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Sin thrives in the dungeon, but slap it on the table for all to see, and it withers rather quickly.
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I like America anyway. In Japan we are much more formal. If two friends are separated for a long time and they meet they bow and bow and bow. They keep bowing without exchanging a word. Here they slap each other on the back and say: Hello, old man, how goes everything.
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I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.
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We like to have things like organic beer, rather than the usual chemical filled crap. But you can’t always get that. We’re pretty normal. It goes back to what I was saying earlier about keeping your feet on the ground – as soon as you start demanding things like M&Ms with the blue ones taken out then you’ve probably entered a mad fairy world and you need a slap in the face!
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If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.
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If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.
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I get so annoyed by famous people who have not actually written the books they slap their names on.
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It's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then.
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Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me, I slap women and eat mushrooms then OD.
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Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
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I'm always have been in my life a big protector of women. If I see a guy slap a girl I would rip their head off; I'm very like that.
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Many of the American cartoonists that want to have a job and go so much for the total right without thinking, sometimes they get a slap on the face when their politician lets them down. So it goes on and on. The thing is staying in the middle and not getting committed, trying to get the best of both and do that with a sense of humor.
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My mom can still slap me silly and my dad still threatens to ground me.
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There are so many people living the best life money can buy. I want to slap some of these people. Some of these people you think are living the best life but they're not rich on the inside. I started this philosophy to be spiritual and be rich on the inside out.
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It's not good to argue with your woman about something, because women feel strong about it, they slap you in your face, you still go back to them.
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I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!
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Something about this made Reynie uneasy. Had he done so badly? Was this meant to test his courage? He did as he was told, closing his eyes and bracing himself as best he could. "Why are you flinching?" the pencil woman asked. "I don't know. I thought maybe you were going to slap me." "Don't be ridiculous. I could slap you perfectly well with your eyes open. I'm only going to blindfold you.
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You don't slap a New Jersey girl and get away with it.
