Ardal O'Hanlon

Ardal O'Hanlon Quotes

Ireland, Actor
October 8, 1965

Ardal O'Hanlon is an Irish comedian and actor. He played Father Dougal McGuire in Father Ted, George Sunday/Thermoman in My Hero, and DI Jack Mooney in Death in Paradise.

Also known as Comedian

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If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.

Ardal O'Hanlon
- Victory
- Kick
- Slap
Football is the best way to get to know a people and a city.

Ardal O'Hanlon
- Know
- City
- Football

Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person.

Ardal O'Hanlon
- Marriage
- Person
- Joined
I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest.

Ardal O'Hanlon
Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife.

Ardal O'Hanlon
- Fun
- Running
- Chasing