You Quotes
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If you had been there, you would have beshit yourself, believe me.
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If you don't look out for others, who will look out for you?
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But to forget completely is an insult. A dishonor to the people who loved you
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Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'
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A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
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It's very different when you're reading a script to when you're watching a movie for the first time.
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In A-ball, you're either going to move up, or you're going to get released. That kind of paranoia played a lot into the players' mentality leading up to the events of 'Eight Men Out.'
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Success makes you less intimidated by things.
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I haven't read hardly any Westerns, to tell you the truth.
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God giveth and God taketh away. Just be sure you’re present when he giveth – and somewhere else when he taketh it all back.
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You can never take a day off, because there's an All-Star on every team.
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When you come to a roadblock, take a detour.
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Comedy arises out of necessity, because some things are so dark that you have to laugh about it.
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If you allow thousands or millions of unidentified persons into your house, the risk of... terrorism will significantly increase.
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You know, I have a theory about Charlie Haughey. If you give him enough rope, he'll hang you.
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Some days you're the cockroach, some days you're the boot heel.
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If you listen too much, you won't be able to create.
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When I look back, I'm glad I grew up in a small town. There, it's just you, your family and whatever you make of it.
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I'm kind of fascist with myself, you know.
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What better way to connect with people than by staring and talking straight at them? Don't blink - that's one less connection you could have made.
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A lot of people ask: 'Will you play a psycho to really change your image and prove you can act?' But that's not what I'm about.
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When you write biographies, whether it's about Ben Franklin or Einstein, you discover something amazing: They are human.
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Wear the outfit; don't let the outfit wear you.
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Do you know the rate of military enlistment among Hispanics is higher than any demographic in this country?
