NASCAR Quotes

• The obsessions of others are opaque to the unobsessed, and thus easy to mock. NASCAR, jazz, baseball, roses, poetry, quilts, fishing. If we're lucky, we all have at least one.

  

  Roberta Smith
  • Baseball
  • NASCAR
  • Obsessions

• I think NASCAR makes it pretty clear that they're not going to put up with any of that, ... I might be saying something different five weeks from now, but right now I'm not worried about that stuff.

  

  Joe Gibbs
  • Up
  • Different
  • Pretty

• It was just not enough. If we were like NASCAR and had bumpers, I'm sure I would have won the race.

  

  Helio Castroneves
  • Sure
  • Won
  • NASCAR

• You know what I mean. And by the way, you should slow down.” I sighed. “You’re kidding me. This is coasting. This is little old lady speed.” “NASCAR drivers would have heart attacks. Slow down before we get a ticket.” “Chicken.

  

  Rachel Caine
  • Heart
  • Ticket
  • Heart Attack

• If this was NASCAR and we had bumpers I'd have won. I thought the finish line was a little bit ahead of me. Then they said, 'It's over.' Really? It would have been exciting, one more lap.

  

  Helio Castroneves
  • Finish
  • Line
  • Ahead

• I wish Michael Schumacher would come try NASCAR. That'd be cool. With everything he's done and how professional he's remained through it all, I think he's an awesome role model as far as work ethic and tenacity. He just seems like he knows how to get it done.

  

  Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
  • Professional
  • Awesome
  • Through

• You know, I think in Europe NASCAR is not regarded as high as it should.

  

  Juan Pablo Montoya
  • High
  • Should
  • NASCAR

• We pushed it a little too far. We got caught with something NASCAR didn't like, they imposed a penalty on us, and we have to accept that.

  

  Chad Knaus
  • Accept
  • Penalty
  • NASCAR

• Close to the end, when I saw Sam coming, I tried to make a move. I tried to take advantage of the momentum, put me side by side with Dan. But it just was not enough. If we would be like NASCAR and have bumpers, I'm sure we would have won the race by now.

  

  Helio Castroneves
  • Race
  • Advantage
  • Close

• Richard was the King and did a tremendous job with fans and for NASCAR, so he was entitled to the 'King' title.

  

  Bobby Allison
  • Job
  • King
  • Title

• NASCAR logic isn't always logical.

  

  Darrell Waltrip
  • Always
  • Logical
  • NASCAR

• If you don't cheat, you look like an idiot; if you cheat and don't get caught, you look like a hero; if you cheat and get caught, you look like a dope. Put me where I belong.

  

  Darrell Waltrip
  • Hero
  • Racing
  • Dope

• Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.

  

  Carlos Mencia
  • Guy
  • Car
  • Driving

• I tell you, if we would be like NASCAR - have bumpers - for sure I would have won the race. But this is not NASCAR.

  

  Helio Castroneves
  • Sure
  • Won
  • NASCAR