Married Quotes
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I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
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I guarantee whenever I get married or have a baby, everyone is going to want to know my kid's name and I'm not going to say it for ages. That's just the way I want to do it. It'll come out but it won't have come from me.
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Getting married in four days was the biggest... mistake I've ever made. I have two beautiful kids, but... how can you know somebody in four days? Bonehead.
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I met older actresses who never married, never had children. That's not for me.
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
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I tell my children, shut up and let me speak. What I've learned, I have been married for 45 years and in my own family It is that I've learned to stop being judgmental, to listen.
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I think getting married gave me a focus. It gave me a focus and direction I want to have in my life. And I think having another person that you make such a purposeful bond with has given me the opportunity to see how that can be with all the other aspects of my life.
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I think there's tremendous significance and opportunity in Americans seeing legally married gay couples treated with respect in our nation's capital.
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[My mother told me:] "You must decide whether you want to get married someday, or have a career."... I set my sights on the career. I thought, what does any man really have to offer me?
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I am lucky enough to be married to someone who I believe in totally and who believes in me totally.
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From my mom and dad, because they're happily married for a long time: Just listen. Listen to him. I'm so independent and driven and stubborn. Just let him talk. It's about not being so stubborn and having to win every argument. My parents set a great example. They love each other and take care of each other so much.
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I would like to believe that most people don't get married anticipating divorce.
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I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.
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I have no plans of getting married so soon.
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Some were getting married; some were getting divorced. People were in different places, but you had enough time on this earth to actually get somewhere, and I think that's the exciting thing about being 36 and in your mid-30s. You've been somewhere, and you're going to go somewhere. It's fun; it's exciting.
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Thus grief still treads upon the heels of pleasure; Married in haste, we may repent at leisure.
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I have noticed... that men usually leave married women alone and are inclined to treat all wives with respect. This is no great credit to married women.
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I was married at 20 and had a baby by 21. I had to grow up fast. Luckily there were people who believed in me and there were always jobs when I needed one.
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Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel.
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I think I was always looking for that perfect woman, who obviously doesn't exist. I wanted to be married. I wanted more kids. I'm a family man, at heart.
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Why would a married couple that lives together every day need to date each other? It's precisely because they live and sleep together.
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People give you a hard time about being a kid at twelve. They didn't want to give you Halloween candy anymore. They said things like, “If this were the Middle Ages, you'd be married and you'd own a farm with about a million chickens on it.” They were trying to kick you out of childhood. Once you were gone, there was no going back, so you had to hold on as long as you could.
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Jesus must have been married to have been called a rabbi.
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Trouble with women. Can't do any art and be married if you're in love with your wife.
