Married Quotes
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I got a great grandma. Her name is Pearl, and she was at one time married to an Indian chief, who, in a wonderful crossing of cultures, she integrated some of his, and some of hers, and um, it was a combination of peyote and preserves, and it was this hallucinogenic jam.
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But I have a good life. I enjoy what I do. I am married to work.
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You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
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Reader, I literally married him.
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I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her too special. They shut her off, and having sex before you go to bed is like a sleeping pill. I always say, you're supposed to remember the reason you even asked that girl out.
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Beaverbrook is so pleased to be in the government that he is like the town tart who finally married the Mayor.
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In church your grandsire cut his throat; to do the job too long he tarried: he should have had my hearty vote to cut his throat before he married.
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Married love burns as fire, and seeks nothing more than the mate. It says, "I want only you"
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Fairness is a concept that holds only in limited situations. Yet we want the concept to extend to everything, in and out of phase. From snails to hardware stores to married life. Maybe no one finds it, or even misses it, but fairness is like love. What is given has nothing to do with what we seek.
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I've got five kids and I'm married, Tommy's got two kids and he's been married, Vince just got married again, Mick's out of a relationship, Tommy's single as well. We've done a lot in our life, we've covered a lot of miles.
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If somebody says to me, 'Oh, you're gonna get married and you'll never be attracted to anybody else again,' I'm like, right, sure. It's just not practical to me on an emotional level. Just because I'm married, I'm not dead.
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I married him for better or worse. I didn't marry him for lunch.
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Thus grief still treads upon the heels of pleasure; Married in haste, we may repent at leisure.
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I married an awesome cook, thats cool!
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I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Being married, I would say most relationships are pretty codependent in some ways.
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The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch.
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Some people get married and they remain "I," some get married and become "we."
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All my six husbands married me for different reasons.
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When gay people can get married, then I'll get married.
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My first real girlfriend broke up with me because she was married already.
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I never really thought about getting married - it just kind of happened. It seemed natural, the right thing to do. It was kind of a celebration of the time.
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From my mom and dad, because they're happily married for a long time: Just listen. Listen to him. I'm so independent and driven and stubborn. Just let him talk. It's about not being so stubborn and having to win every argument. My parents set a great example. They love each other and take care of each other so much.
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I like James Franco. I think he's really cute. I remember a while ago there was a rumor going around that he was getting married and all my friends and I were freaking out. Yeah, I think he's cute!
