Rita Rudner Quotes
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I realized that women's liberation is men's liberation, too.
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So, two cheers for Democracy: one because it admits variety and two because it permits criticism.
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More than 820 million people in the world suffer from hunger; and 790 million of them live in the Third World.
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And a third thing is the understanding of the Church as a community, a communion which is just a hierarchy but the people of God, whose servants are the priests and bishops.
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People - and dogs - are dying to be trained.
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You can lead a horse to water and you can even make it drink, but you can't make actresses wear what they don't want to wear.
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A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.
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Educate yourself: Read up on current events and books.
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A lot of times, people are ashamed of feeling weak and being rejected - so it's liberating to be able to sing about those things. And it's amazing when other people don't feel alone because they hear it.
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It is much easier to show compassion to animals. They are never wicked.
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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I don't think it's the function of Congress to function well. It should drag its heels on the way to decision.
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The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved.
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On the molecular scale, you find it's reasonable to have a machine that does a million steps per second, a mechanical system that works at computer speeds.
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Gun violence in the U.S. is an epidemic.
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I never like seeing myself on screen.
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Chi non esce dal suo paese, vive pieno di pregiudizi.
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The air in a man's lungs 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms, so that sooner or later every one of us breathes an atom that has been breathed before by anyone you can think of who has ever lived - Michelangelo or George Washington or Moses.
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We will have to embark on a change so radical, a revolution so quiet and yet so total, that it will go far beyond the programme for a parliament.
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the chicken's still dancing the chicken won't stop
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Place unopened pouch in warm water for 5-10 minutes. Unopened pouch may be laid on a warm surface. Lay unopened pouch in direct sunlight. Not much chance of that down here. Place unopened pouch inside you shirt, allow you body temperature to warm your MRE. I was surprised they left out: Place unopened pouch on ground and pee on it.
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I used to - my earliest memory of waking up with a melody in my head was, you know, 8, 9, 10. I've always heard kind of melodies in my head.
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The way I measure my life is 'Am I better than I was last year?'
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I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
