Rita Rudner Quotes
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I realized that women's liberation is men's liberation, too.
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So, two cheers for Democracy: one because it admits variety and two because it permits criticism.
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It was always my dream to be part of MTV and make history.
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Searches of al Qaeda sites in Afghanistan, undertaken since American-backed forces took control there, are not known to have turned up a significant cache of nuclear materials.
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More than 820 million people in the world suffer from hunger; and 790 million of them live in the Third World.
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And a third thing is the understanding of the Church as a community, a communion which is just a hierarchy but the people of God, whose servants are the priests and bishops.
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People - and dogs - are dying to be trained.
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I'm not stuck in Strikeforce. I'm happy to be with them. It's where I started, and they've been great to me.
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You can lead a horse to water and you can even make it drink, but you can't make actresses wear what they don't want to wear.
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A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.
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Educate yourself: Read up on current events and books.
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A lot of times, people are ashamed of feeling weak and being rejected - so it's liberating to be able to sing about those things. And it's amazing when other people don't feel alone because they hear it.
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It is much easier to show compassion to animals. They are never wicked.
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Music is an extremely powerful force if used properly to uplift people. I believe music should be uplifting and not downgrading... it's a very, very powerful tool.
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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I have a deep compassion for the idea that it's okay to be myself. The idea that anything 'other' is bad and wrong and broken is so wildly off base.
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I don't think it's the function of Congress to function well. It should drag its heels on the way to decision.
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The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved.
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It’s like someone who prays every night saying God’s a good listener. Just because you’re talking to us doesn’t mean we’re listening. With me and God, you never really know.
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I am, in fact, a candle salesperson's worst nightmare - or dream come true, depending on the salesperson.
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There have been, like, three auditions in my life where I feel like I'm in a 'Saturday Night Live' skit.
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But at the end of the day, the circumstances of your life what you look like, where you come from, how much money you have, what you've got going on at home that's no excuse ... Where you are right now doesn't have to determine where you'll end up. No one's written your destiny for you. Here in America, you write your own destiny. You make your own future.
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I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
