Asshole Quotes
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Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?
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Sometimes I can't tell that someone is a selective asshole because they're so nice to me and the people around me that I don't realize it until someone else says, "You know, that person is an asshole." So I'll be fooled by selective assholes sometimes . . . lately.
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I, for example, am a pompous asshole, but my comics are genius!
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People are always saying, 'You're really nice, I thought you were going to be a complete asshole.' I'm getting pretty fed up with it. I just want to say to them, 'Well I could always piss on your head.'
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Everything in Los Angeles is too large, too loud and usually banal in concept… The plastic asshole of the world.
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The key is, how do you feel with the one asshole? They cannot be talked to. That's why they are assholes.
