Bed Quotes
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I'm obsessed with socks. I even wear them to bed!
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Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting.
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The work of Nigeria is not complete for as long as there is any one Nigerian who goes to bed on empty stomach.
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If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.
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Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.
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Three jolly huntsmen, In coats of red, Rode their horses Up to bed.
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I always put on Chanel No 5 after I've had a bath or before I go to bed. If I'm going out, I'll layer other fragrances on top.
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
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So many venues are owned by these various different ticketing and promoting people, and they're all in bed with one another. It's no secret over here.
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We have a queen-size bed and the dog sleeps in the middle. John and I are sort of these little quotation marks on either corner.
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I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me.
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So sweet and delicious do I become, when I am in bed with a man who, I sense, loves and enjoys me, that the pleasure I bring excels all delight, so the knot of love, however tight it seemed before, is tied tighter still.
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No matter how long my day has been, I never forget to remove my make-up and slap on some intensive moisturiser before I go to bed.
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My dream is to have a bed of my own in Los Angeles and one in Sweden.
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Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.
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Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe.
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When you meet a man, don't you always idly wonder what he'd be like in bed? I do.
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To me, true beauty isn't something that will wash off in the shower at the end of the day. It's something that's still there, before you go to bed and wake up in the morning. And, you know, they always say that's inner beauty, but it is.
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The thing I can't figure out is why I have an undeniable compulsion to clean public spaces, airplane bathrooms, restaurant flatware, hotel gyms and Chapstick containers... yet I have no desire to make my own bed. Ever. Seriously, who made me, and where am I from?
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With Alzheimer's patients, you have to be very careful what you say when you're looking at them over their bed. Because once in a while, they understand it.
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No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.
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I go to bed every night and the list of what I've accomplished is astounding.
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Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.
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Have you ever been with a girl, you had an argument and you wanted to make up with her? As long as you say nothing, you can make up with her. If you say something, it's going to be another argument, you are going to get no pussy and you go to bed mad. But if you don't say nothing, it gets closer and closer, y'all make love and it's all expressed through love.
