Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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I'm dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I've got something like a hereditary tremor.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of fucking Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's fucking evil about a buttload of fucking bubbles!?
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after one of his dogs urinated in the bedroom Who pissed!!? Who pissed on my fucking carpet!?! That bastard fucking dog man. I'm going to throw you in the pool! Get the fuck out of my house! Why do they do it Sharon? Whats the deal man? It's a fucking terrorist man! It's fucking part of Bin Laden's gang! Fucking Ali Baba used to go work on this rug.
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I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
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To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
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Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!
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I can't do anything in moderation.
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L.A.'s not a good place to grow old.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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I like the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory.
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Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the fuck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don't subscribe to any of that. It's all just music. I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who's to say what is and isn't a certain type of music?
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I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.
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I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I'm on stage they're not privileged to see me. It's a privilege for me to see them.
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To Kelly, after he's become suspicious You haven't been playing doctors and nurses have you?