Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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after one of his dogs urinated in the bedroom Who pissed!!? Who pissed on my fucking carpet!?! That bastard fucking dog man. I'm going to throw you in the pool! Get the fuck out of my house! Why do they do it Sharon? Whats the deal man? It's a fucking terrorist man! It's fucking part of Bin Laden's gang! Fucking Ali Baba used to go work on this rug.
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I'm dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I've got something like a hereditary tremor.
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Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of fucking Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's fucking evil about a buttload of fucking bubbles!?
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
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It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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If you want to be --ing individual, don’t get a tattoo. Every --er’s got one these days.
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To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.
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I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think … Satan.
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You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
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Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!
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If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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L.A.'s not a good place to grow old.
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I can't do anything in moderation.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don't subscribe to any of that. It's all just music. I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who's to say what is and isn't a certain type of music?
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the fuck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!
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Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, You gotta believe in foolish miracles, it's not how you play the game, it's if you win or lose, you can choose, don't confuse, win or lose.
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With marriage, you've just got to stick it out. You can't jump off the boat at the first bump in the waves.
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I like the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory.
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Ten thousand million nightmares, temptation by the score, I used to get so high, and still I wanted more. You think my time is wasted in search of who I am, I tried so hard to kill the boy inside the man.
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Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.