Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.'
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What's the future of mankind? How do I know, I got left behind.
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I met Bush but we didn't talk at all. To tell you the truth, I was too pissed.
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We are not going to continue until we hear the fucking roof rattle.
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Its like Dr. Doolittle in this fucking house here.
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Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.
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We're the Osbournes, and I love it.
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I've been a practicing alcoholic and drug addict for most of my life.
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There are no uncriminal crimes.
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Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note!
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When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.
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I advise that pregnant women do not come to my concerts.
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There are no incurable ills.
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People want it to be red, like blood. It's kind of funny. When I used to throw meat into the audience, I'd get letters from kids' mothers saying, "What's the best way to get blood stains out of my son's shirt?"
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I listen to some of the lyrics I used to write and I say, "Where was my head at when I wrote that?"
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God, beam me up!
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I miss the lack of melody in current music as well. I mean, a lot of people think I'm crazy for liking Creed and I like them purely because they sing! I mean, the singer of Creed sings like the guy from Pearl Jam, very close kind of voice. But I like the fact that Creed sing. I don't care if they're a Bible band, Satan band…
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I've got many, many demons that affect me on many, many levels.
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Well, its not that bad. I thought she was going to show me a picture of uhhhh...an eagle on her ass or something.
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I just can't wake from these scary dreams.
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Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.
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This will end in tears.
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Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you! Don't you try and teach me no original sin; I don't need your pity for the shape I'm in
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I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.