Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.
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Its like Dr. Doolittle in this fucking house here.
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I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about.
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Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.
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When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.
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What's the future of mankind? How do I know, I got left behind.
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I met Bush but we didn't talk at all. To tell you the truth, I was too pissed.
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Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.
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I'll kind of tend to beat myself up because I just want it to sound better than better.
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People want it to be red, like blood. It's kind of funny. When I used to throw meat into the audience, I'd get letters from kids' mothers saying, "What's the best way to get blood stains out of my son's shirt?"
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We're the Osbournes, and I love it.
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My philosophy is if you're happy being a born - again Christian, if you're happy being a Roman Catholic, if you're happy being a Jew or Moslem ... great!! I'm happy being Ozzy.
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I listen to some of the lyrics I used to write and I say, "Where was my head at when I wrote that?"
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Well, its not that bad. I thought she was going to show me a picture of uhhhh...an eagle on her ass or something.
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I've got many, many demons that affect me on many, many levels.
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We are not going to continue until we hear the fucking roof rattle.
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There are no uncriminal crimes.
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I finally came to the decision that I couldn't do it like that anymore. So I surrendered to that. I did (the Sabbath reunion tour) without anything - cigarettes, tobacco, dope, anything. And I had so much more fun without it.
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Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you! Don't you try and teach me no original sin; I don't need your pity for the shape I'm in
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I like warming my butt by the fire.
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My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.
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I used to smoke cigarettes, smoke dope, do smack, every f - - thing. First, I couldn't function without it. Then I couldn't do anything with or without it. Then I thought, "This is the end of the line for my fun days."
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This will end in tears.
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God, beam me up!