Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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I've had this TV for 7 years, this is how it works. Power on - it comes on. Simple clicker, volume control - piece of piss. Works every time.... what the fuck's this? What am I doing? JACK!!
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I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy (Rhoads) from getting on that plane.
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I think war is just part of human nature. And I’m fascinated by human nature – especially the dark side. I always have been. It doesn’t make me a Devil worshipper, no more than being interested in Hitler makes me a Nazi. I mean, if I’m a Nazi, how come I married a woman who’s half Jewish?
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Mental wounds not healing, who and what's to blame. I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
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I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I’ve made a career out of it now.
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I like the word fuck. Fucking deal with it and move on to the first fucking question you have.
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I retired once but you've got to have something to retire to and I don't want to do anything. My job is like a well paid hobby, I mean not a hobby but I'm not lining up every morning at the bus queue to go to work. I'm very lucky.
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If that's the only thing that's stopping war then thank God for the bomb.
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In the early days, you would get skinheads, the Eagles and Black Sabbath playing the same show.
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I've been dictating to my son, who's helping me on his computer. I'm spending a lot of time doing research-I've just got up to 1971, when I went crazy and dived through the window. My life is so full of interesting stories...
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My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.
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I keep hearing this expletive thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people.
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I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?
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hugging Sharon Merry xmas....now fuck off.
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I've been in rehabs with hardcore heroin addicts who say, 'I've kicked the heroin, but I can't let go of the tobacco.' I haven't smoked a cigarette in a long time. I like being clean now.
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I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the fuck am I?
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I'm not a musician - I'm a ham.
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...as you'll know, the word 'fuck' sort of is used quite a lot in my house. Now, that's not to say, I think to say 'fuck this' or 'fuck you' a lot more, so it should be entered into the English language, because it has a lot more impact when you say, 'I fucking hate this thing.'
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Being in Birmingham, I thought I was going to be a gangster or a bag-runner or a thief. I heard music and I was determined to get out of there.
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I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.
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I hate these fucking stretch bastards junk pimp mobiles!
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Where do I live?
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I never thought I could write anything or do a show sober, ever. But I did the Black Sabbath shows sober, and it was so much better fun for me, and everybody.
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I wonder where that bat is now? Maybe he's sitting in Bat Heaven somewhere, with his own bat roadies...