Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.
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I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.
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I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot.
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But the thing with us was, we didn’t really need anyone to make us world famous – we were already halfway there.
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Jesus Christ was the original rock'n'roll star. He gave people reasons to live in the rut they were living in. He was the first man to say, "You don't have to have human sacrifices, 'cause human sacrifices hurt somebody, you know?" Just believe in the spirit that is within you.
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He protected his feelings in walls he imagined, but castles crumble exposing the frightened child.
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I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow and I can't relive yesterday but I live in the moment if I can.
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I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the fuck am I?
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I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?
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I think war is just part of human nature. And I’m fascinated by human nature – especially the dark side. I always have been. It doesn’t make me a Devil worshipper, no more than being interested in Hitler makes me a Nazi. I mean, if I’m a Nazi, how come I married a woman who’s half Jewish?
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I’m a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don’t need training – they just are.
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The introduction of heartache began as a child.
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With time, people forget to say, "Darling I love you." just that word.
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I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world, a frightened little man on red alert from when I wake until I go to sleep. I was born with fear.
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...as you'll know, the word 'fuck' sort of is used quite a lot in my house. Now, that's not to say, I think to say 'fuck this' or 'fuck you' a lot more, so it should be entered into the English language, because it has a lot more impact when you say, 'I fucking hate this thing.'
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I'd rather look good in my coffin than bad in my coffin.
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I never thought I could write anything or do a show sober, ever. But I did the Black Sabbath shows sober, and it was so much better fun for me, and everybody.
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Execution halts your breath, helter skelter spiral death. Ozzy Osbourne
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Where do I live?
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I didn’t have a clue what love was about until I met Sharon.
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I don't read the Bible. Not because I don't want to, I just haven't got around to It yet. One day perhaps I'll pick it up and look at It.
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There are no unbeatable odds, there are no believable gods.
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They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something... Bollocks. I can’t remember anything.
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None of us is perfect. Everyone has got a skeleton in the closet that they don't want people to find out. I just let it go, with a bit of humor.