Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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With marriage, you've just got to stick it out. You can't jump off the boat at the first bump in the waves.
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I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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What can go wrong will go wrong.
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while lighting a fire on the beach Fuck! Go to Alaska! No, no, no, no. You fucking asshole ocean! No!
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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I feel joy when I do a great show.
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I can't do anything in moderation.
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I've done a lot worse than jump off piers, son. Like throw a television out the window.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don't subscribe to any of that. It's all just music. I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who's to say what is and isn't a certain type of music?
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In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed.
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When we did that album (Vol. 4) it was like one big Roman orgy-we'd be in the Jacuzzi all day doing coke, and every now and then we'd get up to do a song.
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I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think … Satan.
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I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never piss on a piece of stone at the fucking Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober. I mean I know I'm a fucking crazy-ass but still.
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I like the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory.
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Ten thousand million nightmares, temptation by the score, I used to get so high, and still I wanted more. You think my time is wasted in search of who I am, I tried so hard to kill the boy inside the man.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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All you have to do is say Fuck Off when the vagina doctor calls.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.
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I'm like a junky without an addiction.
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If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.
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I've had every known chemical-cocaine, booze-and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks? It's suggestion by looking at something: You see a cigarette, and it makes you want to smoke!