Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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while lighting a fire on the beach Fuck! Go to Alaska! No, no, no, no. You fucking asshole ocean! No!
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I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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People say to me, you have not got stage fright. And if I haven't got stage fright, then I'm going to be comfortable within myself, and then something - I've always been that way and so I'm fighting to get away from that fear.
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What can go wrong will go wrong.
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I can't do anything in moderation.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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I feel joy when I do a great show.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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I've done a lot worse than jump off piers, son. Like throw a television out the window.
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In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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I like the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory.
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When we did that album (Vol. 4) it was like one big Roman orgy-we'd be in the Jacuzzi all day doing coke, and every now and then we'd get up to do a song.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.
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I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think … Satan.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don't subscribe to any of that. It's all just music. I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who's to say what is and isn't a certain type of music?
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If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.
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I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never piss on a piece of stone at the fucking Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober. I mean I know I'm a fucking crazy-ass but still.
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Ten thousand million nightmares, temptation by the score, I used to get so high, and still I wanted more. You think my time is wasted in search of who I am, I tried so hard to kill the boy inside the man.
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I've had every known chemical-cocaine, booze-and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks? It's suggestion by looking at something: You see a cigarette, and it makes you want to smoke!
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The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
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If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.
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All you have to do is say Fuck Off when the vagina doctor calls.