Bed Quotes
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It just gives us hope that he will get out of that bed and make it home.
Edward Gardner
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Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth like any normal human being; some days I woke up and laid in bed and looked at the ceiling and wondered what the hell the point was of getting out of bed and brushing my teeth like any normal human being.
Ned Vizzini
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It's no treat being in bed with me.
Howard Stern
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If marriage were only bed, we could have made it.
Marilyn Monroe
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The first law of success is concentration - to bed all the energies to one point, and to go directly to that point, looking neither to the right nor the left.
William Mathews
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The gentle race of flowers Are lying in their lowly beds.
William Cullen Bryant
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Don't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed.
Edmund Vance Cooke
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
Erma Bombeck
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Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?
Louise Rennison
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That six or seven hours you have to be in bed with your eyes closed. What a waste!
Robert Rodriguez Chingon
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Should I string her up or strangle her in bed, suffocate that venomous head? Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death. Listen, do me a favor, kill my wife.
Rod Stewart
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It felt like I´d been lying on that bed for a thousand years, tormented by every demon possible.
Alexander Gordon Smith
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I'm tired. I'm going back to bed.
George Reeves
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Home, more than anything, means warmth and bed.
Vivienne Westwood
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Winter is beautiful, but bed is better.
Arnold Lobel
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Most volcanologists die in bed.
Katia and Maurice Krafft
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I didn't want to go to bed with him, but I wanted him to know how much I looked and appreciated him.
Clark Gable
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You could pray all you want that you have a massive stroke while you're working and die, but possibly that won't happen, and you'll be in this bed, and somebody's going to have to clean you up.
Roz Chast
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I went to bed and woke in the middle of the night thinking I heard someone cry, thinking I myself was weeping, and I felt my face and it was dry. Then I looked at the window and thought: Why, yes, it's just the rain, the rain, always the rain, and turned over, sadder still, and fumbled about for my dripping sleep and tried to slip it back on.
Ray Bradbury
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It's disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.
Sue Grafton
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If you desire a man to tell you comfortable lies about your prowess, and so fetter any hope of true excellence, I'm sure you may find one anywhere. Not all prisons are made of iron bars. Some are made of feather beds.
Lois McMaster
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.
Redd Foxx
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In bed by herself: adorable condition.
Elizabeth von Arnim
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I can tweet before going to bed at midnight or 1 and know that they're up and at 'em, and they're going to have to respond.
Sarah Palin