Bed Quotes
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You can't force your child to go to bed. Well, you can, but it doesn't work.
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I went to bed and woke in the middle of the night thinking I heard someone cry, thinking I myself was weeping, and I felt my face and it was dry. Then I looked at the window and thought: Why, yes, it's just the rain, the rain, always the rain, and turned over, sadder still, and fumbled about for my dripping sleep and tried to slip it back on.
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So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.
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Winter is beautiful, but bed is better.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.
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There are two kinds of people, those who like to sleep next to the wall, and those who like to sleep next to the people who push them off the bed.
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Knowing you have something good to read before bed is among the most pleasurable of sensations.
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You could pray all you want that you have a massive stroke while you're working and die, but possibly that won't happen, and you'll be in this bed, and somebody's going to have to clean you up.
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The pain is unrelenting; one does not abandon, even briefly, one's bed of nails, but is attached to it wherever one goes.
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Stalin's henchman Molotov, 96, died old and in bed, a privilege he helped to deny to millions.
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When the friends we love the best Lie in their churchyard bed, We must not cry too bitterly Over the happy dead.
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Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
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If I'm good enough to bed, surely I'm good enough to wed.
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I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
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The one who is happy can never get too early out of bed.
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Come, hearken then, ere voice of dread, with bitter tiding laden, shall summon to unwelcome bed a melancholy maiden! We are but older children, dear, who fret to find our bedtime near.
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My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.
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A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.
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You ever want me to show you what it's like to have a man in your bed, you know where to find me.
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Whether you're in bed or in court, everybody gets off.
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Rock should never be in bed with politics.
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You have to enjoy being a woman. Why should being a woman be such a negative thing where you always have to improve yourself? I have never in my entire life met a man who didn't want to go to bed with me because I was too fat.
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Oh would I were dead now, Or up in my bed now, To cover my head now, And have a good cry!
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She was tired of hugging pillows, counting on blankets for warmth, and reliving romantic moments only in her dreams. She was tired of hoping that every day would hurry so she could get on to the next. Hoping that it would be a better day, an easier day. But it never was. Worked, paid the bills, and went to bed but never slept. Each morning the weight on her shoulders got heavier and heavier and each morning she wished for night to fall quickly so she could return to her bed to hug her pillows and wrap herself in the warmth of her blankets.
