Bed Quotes
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You want to retire from a job you're not that all enamoured with. I love what I do. I want to keep doing it till I can't get out of bed doing it.
Morgan Freeman -
I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.
Redd Foxx
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I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
Andrew Dice Clay -
When the friends we love the best Lie in their churchyard bed, We must not cry too bitterly Over the happy dead.
Cecil Frances Alexander -
A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.
Richard Pryor -
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner -
Go early to bed. Start maybe working out a little sooner. Stay patient. Stop smoking.
Nicolas Colsaerts -
Only a fool would make the bed every day.
Nancy Spain
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In bed by herself: adorable condition.
Elizabeth von Arnim -
You can't force your child to go to bed. Well, you can, but it doesn't work.
Monica Potter -
Knowing you have something good to read before bed is among the most pleasurable of sensations.
Vladimir Nabokov -
It just gives us hope that he will get out of that bed and make it home.
Edward Gardner -
But in reading Shakespeare and in reading about Edward de Vere, it's quite apparent that when you read these works that whoever penned this body of work was firstly well-travelled, secondly a multi-linguist and thirdly someone who had an innate knowledge of the inner workings and the mechanisms of a very secret and paranoid Elizabethan court. Edward de Vere ticks those three boxes and many more. William of Stratford gave his wife a bed when he died [his second best bed].
Rhys Ifans -
Whether you're in bed or in court, everybody gets off.
Nicole Blackman
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It's disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.
Sue Grafton -
Rock should never be in bed with politics.
Alice Cooper -
Oh would I were dead now, Or up in my bed now, To cover my head now, And have a good cry!
Thomas Hood -
Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
Sarah Jessica Parker -
Go to bed when you’ve finished work, not earlier.
Casey Neistat -
If I'm good enough to bed, surely I'm good enough to wed.
Elizabeth Hoyt
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If you desire a man to tell you comfortable lies about your prowess, and so fetter any hope of true excellence, I'm sure you may find one anywhere. Not all prisons are made of iron bars. Some are made of feather beds.
Lois McMaster -
My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.
Samuel Rutherford -
So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.
Tommy Cooper -
The one who is happy can never get too early out of bed.
Camilla Collett