Bed Quotes
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The 'incredible frog hotel'—really a local bed and breakfast—...the frogs stay in their tanks in a block of rented rooms.
Elizabeth Kolbert
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.
Redd Foxx
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I went to bed and woke in the middle of the night thinking I heard someone cry, thinking I myself was weeping, and I felt my face and it was dry. Then I looked at the window and thought: Why, yes, it's just the rain, the rain, always the rain, and turned over, sadder still, and fumbled about for my dripping sleep and tried to slip it back on.
Ray Bradbury
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Only a fool would make the bed every day.
Nancy Spain
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Knowing you have something good to read before bed is among the most pleasurable of sensations.
Vladimir Nabokov
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Go early to bed. Start maybe working out a little sooner. Stay patient. Stop smoking.
Nicolas Colsaerts
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There are two kinds of people, those who like to sleep next to the wall, and those who like to sleep next to the people who push them off the bed.
Etgar Keret
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So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.
Tommy Cooper
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If I'm good enough to bed, surely I'm good enough to wed.
Elizabeth Hoyt
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A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.
Richard Pryor
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Stalin's henchman Molotov, 96, died old and in bed, a privilege he helped to deny to millions.
George Will
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You have to enjoy being a woman. Why should being a woman be such a negative thing where you always have to improve yourself? I have never in my entire life met a man who didn't want to go to bed with me because I was too fat.
Erica Jong
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When the friends we love the best Lie in their churchyard bed, We must not cry too bitterly Over the happy dead.
Cecil Frances Alexander
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I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
Andrew Dice Clay
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There should be hours for necessities, not for delights; times to repair our nature with comforting repose, and not for us to waste these times.
William Shakespeare
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You can't force your child to go to bed. Well, you can, but it doesn't work.
Monica Potter
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The one who is happy can never get too early out of bed.
Camilla Collett
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My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.
Samuel Rutherford
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But in reading Shakespeare and in reading about Edward de Vere, it's quite apparent that when you read these works that whoever penned this body of work was firstly well-travelled, secondly a multi-linguist and thirdly someone who had an innate knowledge of the inner workings and the mechanisms of a very secret and paranoid Elizabethan court. Edward de Vere ticks those three boxes and many more. William of Stratford gave his wife a bed when he died [his second best bed].
Rhys Ifans
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner
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Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
Sarah Jessica Parker
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In bed by herself: adorable condition.
Elizabeth von Arnim
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I have no fear, no fear at all. I wake up, and I have no fear. I go to bed without fear. Fear, fear, fear, fear. Yes, 'fear' is a word that is not in my vocabulary.
Steve Martin
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The best way not to find the bed too cold is to go to bed colder than the bed is.
Carlo Borromeo