Bed Quotes
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I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
Andrew Dice Clay -
I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt.
Arj Barker
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It's no treat being in bed with me.
Howard Stern -
I went to bed and woke in the middle of the night thinking I heard someone cry, thinking I myself was weeping, and I felt my face and it was dry. Then I looked at the window and thought: Why, yes, it's just the rain, the rain, always the rain, and turned over, sadder still, and fumbled about for my dripping sleep and tried to slip it back on.
Ray Bradbury -
Sometimes, all you can do is lie in bed, and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart.
William C. Hannon -
Whether you're in bed or in court, everybody gets off.
Nicole Blackman -
(I must tell my Hon. Friend Miss Janet Fookes) that although I have always been attracted to her I have never actually dared ask her whether she would go to bed with me.
Nicholas Fairbairn -
It just gives us hope that he will get out of that bed and make it home.
Edward Gardner
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But in reading Shakespeare and in reading about Edward de Vere, it's quite apparent that when you read these works that whoever penned this body of work was firstly well-travelled, secondly a multi-linguist and thirdly someone who had an innate knowledge of the inner workings and the mechanisms of a very secret and paranoid Elizabethan court. Edward de Vere ticks those three boxes and many more. William of Stratford gave his wife a bed when he died [his second best bed].
Rhys Ifans -
A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.
Richard Pryor -
Only a fool would make the bed every day.
Nancy Spain -
So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.
Tommy Cooper -
Go early to bed. Start maybe working out a little sooner. Stay patient. Stop smoking.
Nicolas Colsaerts -
It's disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.
Sue Grafton
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If I'm good enough to bed, surely I'm good enough to wed.
Elizabeth Hoyt -
Rock should never be in bed with politics.
Alice Cooper -
Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
Sarah Jessica Parker -
I just can't. I'm married. I made my bed and now I have to lie in it.
Sara Gruen -
He who's down one day can be up the next, unless he really wants to stay in bed, that is.
Miguel de Cervantes -
If you desire a man to tell you comfortable lies about your prowess, and so fetter any hope of true excellence, I'm sure you may find one anywhere. Not all prisons are made of iron bars. Some are made of feather beds.
Lois McMaster
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My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.
Samuel Rutherford -
When the friends we love the best Lie in their churchyard bed, We must not cry too bitterly Over the happy dead.
Cecil Frances Alexander -
Every night there's a moment that I just wanna go back to bed. I just get nervous. Then I run on stage and as soon as I grab the mic then I'm fine.
Ringo Starr The Beatles -
Go to bed when you’ve finished work, not earlier.
Casey Neistat