Bed Quotes
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When the friends we love the best Lie in their churchyard bed, We must not cry too bitterly Over the happy dead.
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You have to enjoy being a woman. Why should being a woman be such a negative thing where you always have to improve yourself? I have never in my entire life met a man who didn't want to go to bed with me because I was too fat.
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Knowing you have something good to read before bed is among the most pleasurable of sensations.
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I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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It just gives us hope that he will get out of that bed and make it home.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.
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You can't force your child to go to bed. Well, you can, but it doesn't work.
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Go early to bed. Start maybe working out a little sooner. Stay patient. Stop smoking.
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A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.
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You want to retire from a job you're not that all enamoured with. I love what I do. I want to keep doing it till I can't get out of bed doing it.
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Go to bed when you’ve finished work, not earlier.
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In bed by herself: adorable condition.
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But in reading Shakespeare and in reading about Edward de Vere, it's quite apparent that when you read these works that whoever penned this body of work was firstly well-travelled, secondly a multi-linguist and thirdly someone who had an innate knowledge of the inner workings and the mechanisms of a very secret and paranoid Elizabethan court. Edward de Vere ticks those three boxes and many more. William of Stratford gave his wife a bed when he died [his second best bed].
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If you desire a man to tell you comfortable lies about your prowess, and so fetter any hope of true excellence, I'm sure you may find one anywhere. Not all prisons are made of iron bars. Some are made of feather beds.
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If I'm good enough to bed, surely I'm good enough to wed.
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It's disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.
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My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.
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So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.
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Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
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Whether you're in bed or in court, everybody gets off.
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Stalin's henchman Molotov, 96, died old and in bed, a privilege he helped to deny to millions.
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Rock should never be in bed with politics.
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The best way not to find the bed too cold is to go to bed colder than the bed is.
