Butlers Quotes

• Two of the three men, who were imprisoned, Norman Butler and Robert 15x Johnson, convicted and given life sentences, I'm absolutely convinced were innocent. The real murderers of Malcolm X have not been caught or punished.

  

  Manning Marable
  • Life
  • Men
  • Real

• I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you women. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.

  

  Scott Adams
  • Wife
  • Rich
  • Household

• Come, let us pity those who are better off than we are. Come, my friend, and remember that the rich have butlers and no friends, And we have friends and no butlers.

  

  Ezra Pound
  • Remember
  • Butlers
  • No Friends

• Let's not kid ourselves here, robots already run most of our world. We'll be their butlers soon enough.

  

  Eric Stoltz
  • Kid
  • Robots
  • Butlers

• Why does Samuel Butler say, 'Wise men never say what they think of women'? Wise men never say anything else apparently.

  

  Virginia Woolf
  • Men
  • Thinking
  • Wise

• I was watching cartoons on television and a commercial came on for one of the Batman series where I played a butler. And then my grandson looked up at me and he said, "Do you know Batman?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Really," I said, "Yeah." I said I know him very well. And he told all the boys at school, he said, "My grandpa knows Batman. Does your grandpa know Batman? OK, no. Mine does.

  

  Michael Caine
  • School
  • Boys
  • Cartoon