Me Quotes
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People come up to me sometimes and ask for a picture but don't even say hello. They sort of forget that I'm a person.
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My country has been very good to me; I must be good to my country.
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One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.
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I don't think anyone could play me. It would have to be me.
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I'm not one to be like, 'What is everybody doing? Let me do that!' I just do what I want.
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Bad stories are written about me because the press knows they can make me into a weeping dog and few people will object.
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For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.
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Who I have fought and how I have fought, it says something about me.
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Look, you're here to see me, and I can't go on until my dealer is here, and he's waiting to be paid, so give me some money so I can fix up, and then you'll get your show.
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My manager has been my manager since I was 17, and he says that he's supposed to be smart for me when I can't do it for myself.
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There have been so many people who have said to me, 'You can't do that,' but I've had an innate belief that they were wrong. Be unwavering and relentless in your approach.
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Under so much pressure and the situation that I was in, that was the personality that came across with me.
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And so I missed those best years and I find it difficult for me, in groups, to be comfortable.
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As I toiled up the Mount of Olives, in the very footsteps of Christ, panting with the heat and the difficult ascent, I found it utterly impossible to conceive that the Deity, in human form, had walked there before me.
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Traditional broadcast media seems old-fashioned and vague to me. When I watch television news, I'm aware of what skilled journalists they are, but I find it hard because of the corny way they present it.
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To me rites of passage through life, that's a wonderful, beautiful thing.
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I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
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Believe me, the drug of freedom is universally potent.
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I like the pressure of having to perform so people will come to me.
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I did a terrible television pilot that was so badly written and dumb that it became a turning point for me and I decided that I would never accept a job just because I needed the money.
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I gravitate to whatever looks good on me and whatever maakes me feel sexy.
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It sounds so dramatic, but I'll say it: Hollywood just doesn't know what to do with me. And it's not for lack of trying.
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People tell me that Hollywood loves new faces, but I don't know. They're probably just being nice.
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I always find something interesting on Twitter that leads me somewhere else.
