Hell Quotes
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I don't know what in the hell's going on with cranberries, but they're getting in all the other juices. Whoever the salesman is for cranberries is doing a great job. He's showing up everywhere. Hey, what do you got, some apples? Put some cranberries in there. We'll call it cran-apple and go 50-50. What do you got grapes? How about cran-grape. What do you got mangos? Cran-mango. What do you got pork chops? Cran-chops. Why don't you back off, cran-man. Why don't you take your sales trophy and have a vacation.
Brian Regan
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Sit up, join up, get on line, get in touch, find out who's raising hell and join them. No use waiting on a bunch of wussy politicians.
Molly Ivins
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If you work hard you'll be happy and if you don't then you'll go to hell!
Brigham Young
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Love is as strong as death, as hard as hell.
Andrew Davidson
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It's only a dogma that hells exists; it isn't a dogma that there's anybody in it.
Antonia White
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Everything in creation is just a trick of the light - the only difference between heaven and hell is who's running those lights, who's got the switch, who knows the cues.
Catherynne M. Valente
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No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell...
Alice Cooper
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He’s freed some fire from ice in pity for Heaven. He’s left open—for God—the doors of Hell tonight.
Agha Shahid Ali
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I'd go to hell to hear a good band.
Bix Beiderbecke
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Our work is to keep our hearts open in hell.
Stephen Levine
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If you have a bad thought about yourself, tell it to go to hell because that is exactly where it came from.
Brigham Young
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You have one of two choices. Either you can panic and start making frantic attempts to reform under the glare of these awful critical eyes, or you can just say, "The hell with you! I know what I'm doing. If you don't yet, it's because you haven't given me an attentive reading.
Saul Bellow
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Hell is not all paved with bad intentions.
George Bernard Shaw
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I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.
Carrie Nation
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Only hell itself bears a likeness to the suffering of these enforced slaves of Christ. Over the fate of Hell, Dante says, are inscribed the words ‘Abandon every hope, who enter here.’ The same could be inscribed over the portals of convents
Arcangela Tarabotti
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You cannot pray them out of hell.
Bill Murray
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How long do politicians have to keep on promising heaven and delivering hell before people catch on and stop getting swept away by rhetoric?
Thomas Sowell
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She is your treasure, she must have a husband; I must dance bare-foot on her wedding day, And, for your love to her, lead apes in hell.
William Shakespeare
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The hell of these days is the fear of not getting along, especially of not making money.
Thomas Carlyle
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Now I just don't know who to tell to go to hell Who put the old devil in the distorted angel?
Elvis Costello
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All the plots of hell and commotions on earth have not so much as shaken God's hand to spoil one letter or line he has been drawing.
William Gurnall
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I could believe only in the hell I was living in, a hell on earth, and it was man-made, not God-made.
Michael Morpurgo
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I'm not into religion, but I have a good grasp on my spirituality. I just believe that I'm not the greatest power on this earth. I didnt create myself, because I would have done a hell of a better job.
Layne Thomas Staley Alice in Chains
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The path to paradise begins in hell.
Dante Alighieri