Spokesman Quotes

• Rules for a White House Spokesman: No. 1 is always tell the truth. I've got only one currency, that's the truth. There are 10,000 ways to say "no comment," and I've used 9,999 of them. The second rule is don't be afraid to say, "I don't know." You may look dumb, but if you don't know you can't give them hot air because it always shows on your face.

  

  Larry Speakes
  • Rules
  • White House
  • Spokesman

• Arnold has had his spokesman call me a crackpot. That was a mistake.

  

  Warren Beatty
  • Mistake
  • Spokesman
  • Crackpot

• The three auto companies in the United States, they're all scrambling to come up with a plan, some way to reinvent themselves. Well this week Ford did its part. Ford unveiled a new hybrid, the Ford Fusion, which will get almost 40 miles to the gallon. Isn't that amazing? Yeah, and when asked how much it would cost, a spokesman for Ford said, '$25 billion.' They just want that money; they don't care. That's without mud flaps.

  

  Conan O'Brien
  • Up
  • Money
  • Amazing

• Jason wanted me to be the spokesman for Nissan when he was with them.

  

  Lee Iacocca
  • Spokesman
  • Jason
  • Nissan

• The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'

  

  Conan O'Brien
  • Friends
  • War
  • Fighting

• The important thing is not the spokesman, but what the spokesman says, and what the countries will say.

  

  Javier Solana
  • Countries
  • Important Thing
  • Spokesman

• Absolutely committed to spending the rest of my life as a spokesman for the rights of European Americans.

  

  David Duke
  • Committed
  • Spending
  • Spokesman

• I'm done with my job. It was my job to be the advocate and spokesman for the President of the United States.

  

  Scott McClellan
  • Job
  • Advocate
  • Spokesman

• Misery which, through long ages, had no spokesman, no helper, will now be its own helper and speak for itself.

  

  Thomas Carlyle
  • Misery
  • Spokesman
  • Helper

• I wouldn't really call myself a spokesman for anything. All I wanna do is inspire young people everywhere - not just Indonesia.

  

  Rich Brian
  • People
  • Really
  • Inspire

• I'm a spokesman for myself. It just so happens that there's a bunch of people that are concerned with what I have to say. I find that frightening at times because I'm just as confused as most people. I don't have the answers for anything.

  

  Kurt Cobain Nirvana
  • Answers
  • Confused
  • Spokesman

• I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

  

  Ray Romano
  • Family
  • Values
  • Standup