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If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you.
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They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes.
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Friends are nothing but a known enemy.
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Forever in debt to your priceless advice.
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If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I don’t value music much. I like the Beatles, but I hate Paul McCartney. I like Led Zeppelin, but I hate Robert Plant. I like the Who, but I hate Roger Daltrey.
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All i want...is mac and cheese.
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Hope I die before I turn into Pete Townshend. It would look ridiculous to do what we're doing now when I'm 40. That's why I want to destroy my career before it's too late.
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Don't read my diary when I'm gone.
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Music is first, lyrics are secondary.
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I'd like to live off the band, but if not, I'll just retire to Mexico or Yugoslavia with a few hundred dollars, grow potatoes, and learn the history of rock through back issues of Creem magazine.
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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
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If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.
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Zits are beauty marks.
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We sound like the Bay City Rollers after an assault by Black Sabbath. And, we vomit onstage better than anyone.
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It's really not hard to keep your dignity and sign to a major label...Most people don't have any dignity in the first place.
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Rap music is the only vital form of music introduced since punk rock.
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I like to have strong opinions with nothing to back them up with besides my primal sincerity. I like sincerity. I lack sincerity.
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I like to make people feel happy and superior in their reaction towards my appearance.
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By definition pop is extremely catchy, whether you like it or not.
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All drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with your self-esteem. They’re no good at all. But I’m not going to go around preaching against them.
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We have no right to express an opinion until we know all of the answers.
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I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn't identify with any of the guys at all. None of them liked art or music, they just wanted to fight and get laid. It was many years ago but it gave me this real hatred for the average American macho male.
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They're claiming that the grunge bands finally put Seattle on the map, but, like, what map? ...I mean, we had Jimi Hendrix. Heck, what more do we want?