Funny Life Quotes
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it's a funny life. Either you don't make a red cent and you have all the time in the world, or else you get double the money and you don't have a moment to spend a penny of it.
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He has a heart of gold - only harder.
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I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
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Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
