Fool Quotes
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Be a clown, be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act the fool, play the calf, And you'll always have the last laugh.
Cole Porter
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A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.
Wilson Mizner
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Hard times only make us closer. To play the fool I'm not. We gone to far to stop cause I promise that it would be over.
LeToya Luckett
Destiny's Child
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The owner of a company with supertight margins - say, a restaurant, retailer, or producer of commodity goods - would be a fool not to keep a close eye on the numbers. But when I make big decisions, numbers are seldom, if ever, the tiebreaker.
Jason Fried
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I can't write a book like 'Lamb' or 'Fool' every year. It just takes too much research and craft.
Christopher Moore
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I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it over his head "NEVER -" he thundered "- INSULT -ALBUS -DUMBLEDORE - IN - FRONT - OF - ME!
Joanne Rowling
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Prentice: My nerves are on edge.Rance: You should consult a qualified psychiatrist.Prentice: I am a qualified psychiatrist.Rance: You're a fool. That isn't quite the same thing. Though, in your case, the two may have much in common.
Joe Orton
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Fake friends are around when they think you're cool. True friends are around even when they think you're fool.
Patrick Henry
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I don't have anything to say about the guy [Muddy Waters], you know. Treat me all right. But I can this: they are jealous hearted, you know. Are jealous hearted musicians, you know. See, if you can't do like your songs, get kinda jealous of you. Like you, like they think you better than them and all that, but I don't fool with those kind of peoples, you know. I ain't got the time.
Chester Burnett
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Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks within his bending sickle's compass come.
William Shakespeare
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I've been buying guitars since 1964, and you fool yourself into thinking it's the last one.
Christopher Guest
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Here comes a pair of very strange beasts, which in all tongues
are called fools.
William Shakespeare
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Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?
Alec Guinness
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An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
Plutarch
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And my poor fool is hanged! No, no, no life! Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life, And thou no breath at all? Thou'lt come no more, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never! Pray you, undo this button.
William Shakespeare
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I had not the strength nor the inclination to bandy words with a drunkard. What have you done when you have bested a fool?
Charles Portis