Fool Quotes
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Music is the one part of the entertainment business where you can't fool anybody into buying a record.
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When I first arrived, I likened Congress to being back in school again as a freshman. Well, just like school, we have an 'August recess,' but don't let the name fool you - it's not even close to a vacation.
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Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?
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I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it over his head "NEVER -" he thundered "- INSULT -ALBUS -DUMBLEDORE - IN - FRONT - OF - ME!
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It has been said that an engineer is a man who can do for ten shillings what any fool can do for a pound; if that be so, we were certainly engineers.
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Fool! Don't you see now that I could have poisoned you a hundred times had I been able to live without you.
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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
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Anybody who can drive and doesn't come out of it a rich man is a fool.
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The person who, let us say, expects generosity from a bank, efficient flexibility from a government agency, open-mindedness from a religious institution will be disappointed. In each purview the notions represent immorality. The poor fool might as quickly discover love among the mantises.
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Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
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It's amazing to know that 5 years ago I was writing songs in a basement in the ghetto and now I'm writing for Michael Jackson. I'd be a fool not to say it's a dream come true.
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I have a tendency to run after people who are completely unattainable and uninterested and make a complete fool of myself.
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This is love that surrounds, only a fool without wisdom can see. Blind as I am in your eyes, my lady of dreams.
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Don't be fool's, don't be complacent, and stop being apathetic.
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When a wise man does not understand, he says: 'I do not understand.' The fool and the uncultured are ashamed of their ignorance. They remain silent when a question could bring them wisdom.
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A fool too late bewares when all the peril is past.
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The message is pretty clear: Americans are sick and tired of the doubletalk coming out of Washington, of us going home and saying we're conservative and then coming up here and voting for 10,000 earmarks. We can't fool America anymore; the media is too good. They're reporting what we're really doing.
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It takes brains to make money, but any dam fool can inherit. P.S.: I never inherited any money.
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The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are.
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Circus, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.
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He who represents himself has a fool for a client.
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God knows what you've been doing, everything you've been doing. You may fool me, but you can't fool God!
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I love to fool you once, I love to fool you twice, I love to fool you a third time. And just when you think it's all over, I have what I call that Carrie hand-out-of-the-grave moment. Just when you think it's all over, I'm going to hit you with just one more. I can't help myself.
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Love and sex, honey. Either one can make you do the damndest things. The two combined will make you a sure ’nough fool.
