Fool Quotes
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I wasn't absolutely too sure where the Falklands was, and I didn't want to make a bloody fool of myself.
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7) Any damn fool can predict the past.
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A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
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If you don’t want your life to be 'messed up', don’t fool around with those who have messed up theirs.
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A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
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Someone said: Women are the cause of problems in the world…..Yes, I agree; because she suffered 9 months to bring a fool like you in a life to say that Women are the reason for the problems.
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Consolation for those moments when you can't tell whether you're the divinest genius or the greatest fool in the world.
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For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty. Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man; But it takes a very clever woman to manage a fool. I never made a mistake in my life; At least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards
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I have known exile and a wild passion Of longing changing to a cold ache. King, beggar and fool , I have been all by turns, Knowing the body's sweetness, the mind 's treason ; Taliesin still, I show you a new world , risen, Stubborn with beauty , out of the heart 's need .
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Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.
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On Bill Clinton: "If left to my own devices, I'd spend all my time pointing out that he's weaker than bus-station chili. But the man is so constantly subjected to such hideous and unfair abuse that I wind up standing up for him on the general principle that some fairness should be applied. Besides, no one but a fool or a Republican ever took him for a liberal.
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You may be able to fool the voters, but not the atmosphere.
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Just as words have two functions - information and creation - so each human mind has two personalities, one on the surface, one deeper down. The upper personality... is conscious and alert... The lower personality is a... perfect fool, but without it there is no literature.
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We often fool ourselves that we are concentrating because we fix our attention on wavering objects.
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If you don't know, ask. You will be a fool for the moment, but a wise man for the rest of your life.
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A knave thinks himself a fool, all the time he is not making a fool of some other person.
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Ali was actually able to fool some people into thinking that Foreman was actually a white man.
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Prentice: My nerves are on edge.Rance: You should consult a qualified psychiatrist.Prentice: I am a qualified psychiatrist.Rance: You're a fool. That isn't quite the same thing. Though, in your case, the two may have much in common.
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Were I to be angry at men being fools, I could here find ample room for declamation; but, alas! I have been a fool myself; and why should I be angry with them for being something so natural to every child of humanity?
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Unlike mathematical theorems, scientific results can't be proved. They can only be tested again and again, until only a fool would not believe them. I cannot prove that electrons exist..........if you don't believe in them I have a high voltage cattle prod I'm willing to apply as an argument on their behalf. Electrons speak for themselves.
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Being young you have not known The fool's triumph, nor yet Love lost as soon as won, Nor the best labourer dead And all the sheaves to bind.
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Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father.
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Now it stands to reason, mister, any damn fool stares into the sun long enough, he'll end up seeing exactly what some other damn fool tells him he's going to see.
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Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks within his bending sickle's compass come.
