Toilet Paper Quotes
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I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age. Making toilet paper from virgin wood is a lot worse than driving Hummers in terms of global warming pollution.
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There's a deep underlying unpredictability to life that is thrilling. In China, my wife would say you go out to buy toilet paper, and you come back, and something interesting or revealing or funny happened on the way.
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I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.
