Better Off Quotes

• You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

  

  Andy Rooney
  • Stop
  • Mouths
  • Popping

• Wealth hung awkwardly on some people, gave rise to perversions of taste and common sense: fad diets and Tae Bo and shit-in-milk-jug art exhibits. Some people were better off poor.

  

  Craig Davidson
  • Poor
  • Wealth
  • Taste

• You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.

  

  Andy Rooney
  • Time
  • Missing
  • Airplane